Dave: Retrieve arms from back

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Hey Singularity! My name's Zae(chel), and this duder is my first character in the game. He might look a little familiar. Probably because yes, this is yet another Dave. This one hails from the same alternate universe as human!Jack down there.

TO SUM UP (hi lavvy gankin your idea)

• No Sburb! What a relief, right? Nothing to worry about in this universe. Except the genocidal mutant kids popping up everywhere oh shit. 
• Speaking of, that's what Dave is. The horns and pink hair aren't just fashion statements, he's a type of mutated human that scientists back home call Invimanus. 
• He's swapped out the timey-wimey dealio for 4 1.3 meter long extra arms. They come out of his back and can basically rip through almost anything and anyone. Back in his homeworld they're invisible to 90% of the populace but here it's a free-for-all, since there's so many nonhumans/gifted humans/what have yous. They look like this.
• He is kind of (read: very) bitter about spending the last year in a huge secret experimental facility. It hasn't made the whole 'genocidal urge' thing go away.
• About that. It's pretty much programmed into his DNA and even manifests as a literal voice in his head. You may or may not catch him arguing with it. Aloud. Without really realizing. It leads to awkward all around.
• JOHNS/JADES/ROSES you are still his pesterchum bffs, he just never got to meet you irl 8C what with the whole SWAT team descending on his ass and stuff.
• He's gonna be stumbling around drunkenly in a helmet and shredded straitjacket 'til he gets his bearings. TOTAL TRENDSETTER.

AAAND this is getting a little ridiculous. The app's in my journal if you want to know more, and if you want to contact me directly for ramblage/shootin the shit in general, my AIM is flyingmahkite and I have a plurk too. ALSO here is my HMD and TEXT PERMISSIONS.

I think that covers all the basics. So glad to be here, y'all are awesome, LET'S GET INTO SOME CRAZY SHENANIGANS.

Comments

[gottakilldaves]

oh

hello B|

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

who the hell let you in here

[gottakilldaves]

i let me in

also

fuck you >O

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

DAVE DAVE DAVE I JUST WANT TO RUB HIS BUBBLEGUM HAIR AND TWEAK HIS CUTE LIL HORNS <33333

otherwise known as hi how are you

sollux will be railing you by association

and by rail i mean brorail you perv

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

NOT THE SAFEST COURSE OF ACTION but an adorable mental image nontheless 8)!

i am good, i am nervous but i am also high on life. it all kind of evens out

aw yes rails 4 liiiife o9

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

dont be nervous everyone gets the bendover initiation around here, think of it as a friendly hello

awww yeeeeeee you don't know how bad i want this

[isonny.livejournal.com]

Hey, welcome!

Be warned. If your arms get friendly with someone human shaped over here, this little robbot with try to destroy.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

SONNY. iRobot is one of my favorite movies of all time. OF ALL TIME.

AND UH i sense an altercation in our future, robobro 8(

[isonny.livejournal.com]

I HATE HIS NAME SO MUCH. But! Man, I've never met anyone that liked the film that much! In fact, it wasn't until coming to Sing, that I found anyone who even remembered it was a movie.

I like the sound of that.

[gottakilldaves]

hey roboguy hey jack is still pretty human shaped

EVEN IF HE STARTS ALL THEIR FIGHTS
AND ATTACKS PEOPLE FOR NO REASON
AND IS BASICALLY THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG EVER

??????

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There are now enough Daves on the station to fill all Vriska's quadrants

All of them

How about that

MEANING UH HI I'M LOUISE AND I AM SO EXCITED

CAN YOU TELL

CAN YOU

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

HI LOUISE I definitely know of you. *_*

I SHARE THIS EXCITEMENT vriska can you catch the crabbiest dave of all

can you

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

b

bro is that you

are you okay bro

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

hay john haaaaaay

i am 100% normal why do you ask

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Hi! I'm Man-D, and I play Jade Harley. She will be thrilled to have yet another Dave to collect and add to her menagerie. :3 It's nice to meet you AND SO MANY CRAZY THINGS WILL HAPPEN.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Hey Man-D, I know youuuuu. I am the facility dave, it's meeeee. o/ and also kite

BUT YEAH it will be nonstop insanity and i cannot wait

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

OKAY LOOK

I HAD TWO KIDS

TWO

I ONLY SIGNED ON TO TAKE CARE OF ONE OF THEM

NOW THANKS TO BULLSHIT I SUDDENLY HAVE SIX AND A HALF BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN

IT KEEPS HAPPENING





by which i mean hi.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

seven if you add on jade

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

IT'S ALL PART OF AN INSIDIOUS PLOT TO BURY BRO IN RESPONSIBILITY

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE IT MAN WE WILL KEEP GIVING YOU MORE CHILDREN

and hello 8)! you have been dead for a year in this dave's world, so. it'll be interesting.

[sopor_pies]

Hey welcome!

I am Pen, I play this douche, a dragon OC named Jin Tian, a wee robot named Pino and a shapeshifting OC named Camille. Camille in particular is so so so going to try to troll pinky Dave. And she will literally call him Pinky Dave.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

gamzeeeeee 0u0!

she's already doin' a pretty decent job messing with him. THE HELL ARE TROLLS, jaysus. Pinky Dave is just in a continuous state of 'wat'.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Awwwww yeeeeaaaah more Dave.

Now we need Homestuck!Troll!Dave and Ariel!Dave and the collection will be complete. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH And my name's Dandy. I play this dude and Jack Spicer. |'D

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT I'D POSTED TO THIS ALREADY WHAT THE HELL

Uh, hi! You added me on Plurk already, haha, but I figured I'd post here too. I'm Kari, and I play Canon!Dave (aka the one with a horn, fangs, and gills).

HE WILL WANT TO MEET THIS PINKBRO OF HIS YOU REALIZE ~BT

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Hi Kari hiiii o/

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MEETUP, he's on his way to the house with Bro and Sollux. Enjoying food and vidya and having an actual life ;A;