Dave: Retrieve arms from back

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Hey Singularity! My name's Zae(chel), and this duder is my first character in the game. He might look a little familiar. Probably because yes, this is yet another Dave. This one hails from the same alternate universe as human!Jack down there.

TO SUM UP (hi lavvy gankin your idea)

• No Sburb! What a relief, right? Nothing to worry about in this universe. Except the genocidal mutant kids popping up everywhere oh shit. 
• Speaking of, that's what Dave is. The horns and pink hair aren't just fashion statements, he's a type of mutated human that scientists back home call Invimanus. 
• He's swapped out the timey-wimey dealio for 4 1.3 meter long extra arms. They come out of his back and can basically rip through almost anything and anyone. Back in his homeworld they're invisible to 90% of the populace but here it's a free-for-all, since there's so many nonhumans/gifted humans/what have yous. They look like this.
• He is kind of (read: very) bitter about spending the last year in a huge secret experimental facility. It hasn't made the whole 'genocidal urge' thing go away.
• About that. It's pretty much programmed into his DNA and even manifests as a literal voice in his head. You may or may not catch him arguing with it. Aloud. Without really realizing. It leads to awkward all around.
• JOHNS/JADES/ROSES you are still his pesterchum bffs, he just never got to meet you irl 8C what with the whole SWAT team descending on his ass and stuff.
• He's gonna be stumbling around drunkenly in a helmet and shredded straitjacket 'til he gets his bearings. TOTAL TRENDSETTER.

AAAND this is getting a little ridiculous. The app's in my journal if you want to know more, and if you want to contact me directly for ramblage/shootin the shit in general, my AIM is flyingmahkite and I have a plurk too. ALSO here is my HMD and TEXT PERMISSIONS.

I think that covers all the basics. So glad to be here, y'all are awesome, LET'S GET INTO SOME CRAZY SHENANIGANS.

Comments

[gottakilldaves]

oh

hello B|

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

DAVE DAVE DAVE I JUST WANT TO RUB HIS BUBBLEGUM HAIR AND TWEAK HIS CUTE LIL HORNS <33333

otherwise known as hi how are you

sollux will be railing you by association

and by rail i mean brorail you perv

[isonny.livejournal.com]

Hey, welcome!

Be warned. If your arms get friendly with someone human shaped over here, this little robbot with try to destroy.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There are now enough Daves on the station to fill all Vriska's quadrants

All of them

How about that

MEANING UH HI I'M LOUISE AND I AM SO EXCITED

CAN YOU TELL

CAN YOU

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

b

bro is that you

are you okay bro

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Hi! I'm Man-D, and I play Jade Harley. She will be thrilled to have yet another Dave to collect and add to her menagerie. :3 It's nice to meet you AND SO MANY CRAZY THINGS WILL HAPPEN.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

OKAY LOOK

I HAD TWO KIDS

TWO

I ONLY SIGNED ON TO TAKE CARE OF ONE OF THEM

NOW THANKS TO BULLSHIT I SUDDENLY HAVE SIX AND A HALF BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN

IT KEEPS HAPPENING





by which i mean hi.

[sopor_pies]

Hey welcome!

I am Pen, I play this douche, a dragon OC named Jin Tian, a wee robot named Pino and a shapeshifting OC named Camille. Camille in particular is so so so going to try to troll pinky Dave. And she will literally call him Pinky Dave.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Awwwww yeeeeaaaah more Dave.

Now we need Homestuck!Troll!Dave and Ariel!Dave and the collection will be complete. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT I'D POSTED TO THIS ALREADY WHAT THE HELL

Uh, hi! You added me on Plurk already, haha, but I figured I'd post here too. I'm Kari, and I play Canon!Dave (aka the one with a horn, fangs, and gills).

HE WILL WANT TO MEET THIS PINKBRO OF HIS YOU REALIZE ~BT