Dave: Retrieve arms from back

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Hey Singularity! My name's Zae(chel), and this duder is my first character in the game. He might look a little familiar. Probably because yes, this is yet another Dave. This one hails from the same alternate universe as human!Jack down there.

TO SUM UP (hi lavvy gankin your idea)

• No Sburb! What a relief, right? Nothing to worry about in this universe. Except the genocidal mutant kids popping up everywhere oh shit. 
• Speaking of, that's what Dave is. The horns and pink hair aren't just fashion statements, he's a type of mutated human that scientists back home call Invimanus. 
• He's swapped out the timey-wimey dealio for 4 1.3 meter long extra arms. They come out of his back and can basically rip through almost anything and anyone. Back in his homeworld they're invisible to 90% of the populace but here it's a free-for-all, since there's so many nonhumans/gifted humans/what have yous. They look like this.
• He is kind of (read: very) bitter about spending the last year in a huge secret experimental facility. It hasn't made the whole 'genocidal urge' thing go away.
• About that. It's pretty much programmed into his DNA and even manifests as a literal voice in his head. You may or may not catch him arguing with it. Aloud. Without really realizing. It leads to awkward all around.
• JOHNS/JADES/ROSES you are still his pesterchum bffs, he just never got to meet you irl 8C what with the whole SWAT team descending on his ass and stuff.
• He's gonna be stumbling around drunkenly in a helmet and shredded straitjacket 'til he gets his bearings. TOTAL TRENDSETTER.

AAAND this is getting a little ridiculous. The app's in my journal if you want to know more, and if you want to contact me directly for ramblage/shootin the shit in general, my AIM is flyingmahkite and I have a plurk too. ALSO here is my HMD and TEXT PERMISSIONS.

I think that covers all the basics. So glad to be here, y'all are awesome, LET'S GET INTO SOME CRAZY SHENANIGANS.

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Eight if honorary in-laws count

How...

 

 

...Appropri8~

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

VRISKA LET'S BE SISTERS

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

If we're sisters can I still mack on your biological brother without it being akin to that weird human concept of incest

Because if so then I guess...

 

 

 

...No see you're still stupid and boring and pointless and I kind of hate you a little bit sorry ::::C

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

8(

YOU KILLED JOHN i don't actually know that

YOU JUST SEEM REALLY UNPLEASANT that's better

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

GUYS FFS JACK KILLED JOHN
I MADE HIM SLEEP
AND ALSO MADE HIM IMMORTAL
FEEL FREE TO THANK ME AT ANY POINT

Also shut up your FACE is unpleasant and unless you are making out with Davesprite I have no use for you

Get the fuck out ::::T

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

8| IT'S YOUR FAULT I FALL ASLEEP AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENTS
YOU

she did in a meme does that count :V