Dave: Retrieve arms from back

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Hey Singularity! My name's Zae(chel), and this duder is my first character in the game. He might look a little familiar. Probably because yes, this is yet another Dave. This one hails from the same alternate universe as human!Jack down there.

TO SUM UP (hi lavvy gankin your idea)

• No Sburb! What a relief, right? Nothing to worry about in this universe. Except the genocidal mutant kids popping up everywhere oh shit. 
• Speaking of, that's what Dave is. The horns and pink hair aren't just fashion statements, he's a type of mutated human that scientists back home call Invimanus. 
• He's swapped out the timey-wimey dealio for 4 1.3 meter long extra arms. They come out of his back and can basically rip through almost anything and anyone. Back in his homeworld they're invisible to 90% of the populace but here it's a free-for-all, since there's so many nonhumans/gifted humans/what have yous. They look like this.
• He is kind of (read: very) bitter about spending the last year in a huge secret experimental facility. It hasn't made the whole 'genocidal urge' thing go away.
• About that. It's pretty much programmed into his DNA and even manifests as a literal voice in his head. You may or may not catch him arguing with it. Aloud. Without really realizing. It leads to awkward all around.
• JOHNS/JADES/ROSES you are still his pesterchum bffs, he just never got to meet you irl 8C what with the whole SWAT team descending on his ass and stuff.
• He's gonna be stumbling around drunkenly in a helmet and shredded straitjacket 'til he gets his bearings. TOTAL TRENDSETTER.

AAAND this is getting a little ridiculous. The app's in my journal if you want to know more, and if you want to contact me directly for ramblage/shootin the shit in general, my AIM is flyingmahkite and I have a plurk too. ALSO here is my HMD and TEXT PERMISSIONS.

I think that covers all the basics. So glad to be here, y'all are awesome, LET'S GET INTO SOME CRAZY SHENANIGANS.

Comments

[gottakilldaves]

oh

hello B|

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

DAVE DAVE DAVE I JUST WANT TO RUB HIS BUBBLEGUM HAIR AND TWEAK HIS CUTE LIL HORNS <33333

otherwise known as hi how are you

sollux will be railing you by association

and by rail i mean brorail you perv

[isonny.livejournal.com]

Hey, welcome!

Be warned. If your arms get friendly with someone human shaped over here, this little robbot with try to destroy.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

who the hell let you in here

[gottakilldaves]

i let me in

also

fuck you >O

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

NOT THE SAFEST COURSE OF ACTION but an adorable mental image nontheless 8)!

i am good, i am nervous but i am also high on life. it all kind of evens out

aw yes rails 4 liiiife o9

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There are now enough Daves on the station to fill all Vriska's quadrants

All of them

How about that

MEANING UH HI I'M LOUISE AND I AM SO EXCITED

CAN YOU TELL

CAN YOU

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

SONNY. iRobot is one of my favorite movies of all time. OF ALL TIME.

AND UH i sense an altercation in our future, robobro 8(

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

dont be nervous everyone gets the bendover initiation around here, think of it as a friendly hello

awww yeeeeeee you don't know how bad i want this

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

jack why are you fucking underage daves that is highly improper

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

go back to your beach hoboroboman

you smell

[gottakilldaves]

AT LEAST I DONT SMELL LIKE A MUTANT PINK FREAK

DO YOU ENJOY YOUR HOSEBATHS???????

1.3 meters bitch it's all part of the master plan

[gottakilldaves]

and why are you railing all these daves sollux
that is EVEN MORE IMPROPER

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

WELL MAYBE IF THEY WEREN'T ALL TURNING SO ANGSTY AND VIOLENT

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

HI LOUISE I definitely know of you. *_*

I SHARE THIS EXCITEMENT vriska can you catch the crabbiest dave of all

can you

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

hosebaths > oceanbaths ok

at least mine were regular B(

[gottakilldaves]

the ocean smells awesome shut up

dont judge meeeeeeee

[isonny.livejournal.com]

I HATE HIS NAME SO MUCH. But! Man, I've never met anyone that liked the film that much! In fact, it wasn't until coming to Sing, that I found anyone who even remembered it was a movie.

I like the sound of that.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

ANYTHING YOU'VE BEEN TOLD IS A FILTHY LIE DESIGNED TO BESMIRCH MY PERFECT REPUTATION OKAY

I mean

um

OF COURSE VRISKA CAN CATCH PINK!DAVE, GEEZ or like just laugh at his hair from a safe distance or something idk

[gottakilldaves]

hey roboguy hey jack is still pretty human shaped

EVEN IF HE STARTS ALL THEIR FIGHTS
AND ATTACKS PEOPLE FOR NO REASON
AND IS BASICALLY THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG EVER

??????

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

b

bro is that you

are you okay bro

[isonny.livejournal.com]

And Sonny's almost pretty much coded to protect humans at all costs. Most of the time

BRB
SAVING YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
EVEN IF THAT INCLUDES INTERRUPTING ALL YOUR ROUTINES.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[gottakilldaves]

>O NO LONGER SURE IF WANT

then again its not like there was ever a chance he wouldn't bitch at people saving his ass

also yes seconding that i robot is an awesome movie and now i want to watch it again :|a

[isonny.livejournal.com]

> TOO BAD

I love love love robots. Especially the mild mannered kind. Unfortunately all my canon review (read: rewatching and then rewatching the film) leads me to think that Sonny is just like, one huge bag of robo-denial.

Or you know. The future iPad.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

dude one of my icon comment things is a quote from irobot, it definitely holds a special place in my heart

me too, man. me too B)b