singularityooc | Dave: Retrieve arms from back

Hey Singularity! My name's Zae(chel), and this duder is my first character in the game. He might look a little familiar. Probably because yes, this is yet another Dave. This one hails from the same alternate universe as human!Jack down there.

TO SUM UP (hi lavvy gankin your idea)

No Sburb! What a relief, right? Nothing to worry about in this universe. Except the genocidal mutant kids popping up everywhere oh shit.
Speaking of, that's what Dave is. The horns and pink hair aren't just fashion statements, he's a type of mutated human that scientists back home call Invimanus.
He's swapped out the timey-wimey dealio for 4 1.3 meter long extra arms. They come out of his back and can basically rip through almost anything and anyone. Back in his homeworld they're invisible to 90% of the populace but here it's a free-for-all, since there's so many nonhumans/gifted humans/what have yous. They look like this.
He is kind of (read: very) bitter about spending the last year in a huge secret experimental facility. It hasn't made the whole 'genocidal urge' thing go away.
About that. It's pretty much programmed into his DNA and even manifests as a literal voice in his head. You may or may not catch him arguing with it. Aloud. Without really realizing. It leads to awkward all around.
JOHNS/JADES/ROSES you are still his pesterchum bffs, he just never got to meet you irl 8C what with the whole SWAT team descending on his ass and stuff.
He's gonna be stumbling around drunkenly in a helmet and shredded straitjacket 'til he gets his bearings. TOTAL TRENDSETTER.

AAAND this is getting a little ridiculous. The app's in my journal if you want to know more, and if you want to contact me directly for ramblage/shootin the shit in general, my AIM is flyingmahkite and I have a plurk too. ALSO here is my HMD and TEXT PERMISSIONS.

I think that covers all the basics. So glad to be here, y'all are awesome, LET'S GET INTO SOME CRAZY SHENANIGANS.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

IT'S ALL PART OF AN INSIDIOUS PLOT TO BURY BRO IN RESPONSIBILITY

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE IT MAN WE WILL KEEP GIVING YOU MORE CHILDREN

and hello 8)! you have been dead for a year in this dave's world, so. it'll be interesting.

are there going to be more heartwarming reunions

i dont know how many more heartwarming reunions i can take man

this shit isn't even ironic its just pathetic

sob god damn it if lalonde was here she'd be laughing her drunk ass off

MAYBE unless jack ruins it by shooting a dave

anyway

its still dave here despite all that traumoo so probably nothing too overt

even if he wants to be B,(

NO SHOOTING DAVES JACK I'LL KILL YOU TWICE

I WILL BREAK YOUR LEGS, CHUCK YOU THROUGH A TELEPORTER, THEN KILL YOU

aw dave

uh

come live in a house full of... other murderous sociopaths?

gdit when did striderhaus become the home for recovering sociopaths

SOMEHOW HE'LL LIVE THROUGH IT

I END UP CUTTING THE FUCKER IN HALF AND GUESS WHAT

HE GETS ROBOLEGS

that sounds nice
i mean

anything beats this (http://i24.mangareader.net/elfen-lied/85/elfen-lied-1890979.jpg)

even a closet 8|

Dude everybody survives shit on this station; the key is to cripple 'em and then make sure the teleporter remembers it

...

dude we own the biggest apartment on the station well except for maybe flynns

you can have your own room

hell you want to try the troll slimebath thing i hear it helps with murderous urges

Actually hm, I wonder if that really would work? I mean it keeps GAMZEE down...

Dave: Retrieve arms from back

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