singularityooc | Dave: Retrieve arms from back

Hey Singularity! My name's Zae(chel), and this duder is my first character in the game. He might look a little familiar. Probably because yes, this is yet another Dave. This one hails from the same alternate universe as human!Jack down there.

TO SUM UP (hi lavvy gankin your idea)

No Sburb! What a relief, right? Nothing to worry about in this universe. Except the genocidal mutant kids popping up everywhere oh shit.
Speaking of, that's what Dave is. The horns and pink hair aren't just fashion statements, he's a type of mutated human that scientists back home call Invimanus.
He's swapped out the timey-wimey dealio for 4 1.3 meter long extra arms. They come out of his back and can basically rip through almost anything and anyone. Back in his homeworld they're invisible to 90% of the populace but here it's a free-for-all, since there's so many nonhumans/gifted humans/what have yous. They look like this.
He is kind of (read: very) bitter about spending the last year in a huge secret experimental facility. It hasn't made the whole 'genocidal urge' thing go away.
About that. It's pretty much programmed into his DNA and even manifests as a literal voice in his head. You may or may not catch him arguing with it. Aloud. Without really realizing. It leads to awkward all around.
JOHNS/JADES/ROSES you are still his pesterchum bffs, he just never got to meet you irl 8C what with the whole SWAT team descending on his ass and stuff.
He's gonna be stumbling around drunkenly in a helmet and shredded straitjacket 'til he gets his bearings. TOTAL TRENDSETTER.

AAAND this is getting a little ridiculous. The app's in my journal if you want to know more, and if you want to contact me directly for ramblage/shootin the shit in general, my AIM is flyingmahkite and I have a plurk too. ALSO here is my HMD and TEXT PERMISSIONS.

I think that covers all the basics. So glad to be here, y'all are awesome, LET'S GET INTO SOME CRAZY SHENANIGANS.

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OKAY LOOK

I HAD TWO KIDS

TWO

I ONLY SIGNED ON TO TAKE CARE OF ONE OF THEM

NOW THANKS TO BULLSHIT I SUDDENLY HAVE SIX AND A HALF BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

by which i mean hi.

seven if you add on jade

Eight if honorary in-laws count

How...

...Appropri8~

VRISKA LET'S BE SISTERS

If we're sisters can I still mack on your biological brother without it being akin to that weird human concept of incest

Because if so then I guess...

...No see you're still stupid and boring and pointless and I kind of hate you a little bit sorry ::::C

8(

YOU KILLED JOHN i don't actually know that

YOU JUST SEEM REALLY UNPLEASANT that's better

GUYS FFS JACK KILLED JOHN
I MADE HIM SLEEP
AND ALSO MADE HIM IMMORTAL
FEEL FREE TO THANK ME AT ANY POINT

Also shut up your FACE is unpleasant and unless you are making out with Davesprite I have no use for you

Get the fuck out ::::T

8| IT'S YOUR FAULT I FALL ASLEEP AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENTS
YOU

she did in a meme does that count :V

jade isn't one of my biological children

my dna had nothing to do with her

i am only counting dave, davesprite, other davesprite, pink dave, rose, and roheze

i guess that's only five and a half

if I count all my adopted children you are talking EVERY FUCKING TROLL, INCLUDING THE DUPLICATES AND AUs, god damn it I am not egbert why am I team dad

at some point I'm going to have exactly 413 kids

godfjafj

or 612?

1025

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

how many AUs could you even have before they start spreading into other games as well

dude you don't know me

i can come up with infinite aus

ALL OF THE AUS

Homestuck: the parody of Hetalia

RENTstuck?

A Homestuck Night's Dream?

Transformerstuck, Kingdomstuck, Bleachstuck, Rapturestuck, Indystuck, SCPStuck (I wrote this one), House of Leavestuck (Also this one), every possible permutation of color/guardian/lusus/species/title/land/attribute swaps, character blends, Metalocalypsestuck, Upon A Winter's Night A Travelerstuck, Princess Tutustuck, Dragonballstuck, Batstuck, DCComicsstuck, Lanternstuck, Marvelstuck, Mirrorversestuck, HalfLifeStuck, Halostuck, Tronstuck, need I go on?

if I tell you that I wrote Alternian Society down on a study guide as a replacement for Athenian Society

does that

count

ancient greecestuck works

so does romestuck

and borschtstuck comerade

and trekstuck speaking of russians

japanstuck, especially heianstuck

aztecstuck

moonstuck

89

I WANT TO BE BORSCHTSTUCK

I was just burritostuck

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IT'S ALL PART OF AN INSIDIOUS PLOT TO BURY BRO IN RESPONSIBILITY

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE IT MAN WE WILL KEEP GIVING YOU MORE CHILDREN

and hello 8)! you have been dead for a year in this dave's world, so. it'll be interesting.

are there going to be more heartwarming reunions

i dont know how many more heartwarming reunions i can take man

this shit isn't even ironic its just pathetic

sob god damn it if lalonde was here she'd be laughing her drunk ass off

MAYBE unless jack ruins it by shooting a dave

anyway

its still dave here despite all that traumoo so probably nothing too overt

even if he wants to be B,(

NO SHOOTING DAVES JACK I'LL KILL YOU TWICE

I WILL BREAK YOUR LEGS, CHUCK YOU THROUGH A TELEPORTER, THEN KILL YOU

aw dave

uh

come live in a house full of... other murderous sociopaths?

gdit when did striderhaus become the home for recovering sociopaths

SOMEHOW HE'LL LIVE THROUGH IT

I END UP CUTTING THE FUCKER IN HALF AND GUESS WHAT

HE GETS ROBOLEGS

that sounds nice
i mean

anything beats this (http://i24.mangareader.net/elfen-lied/85/elfen-lied-1890979.jpg)

even a closet 8|

Dude everybody survives shit on this station; the key is to cripple 'em and then make sure the teleporter remembers it

...

dude we own the biggest apartment on the station well except for maybe flynns

you can have your own room

hell you want to try the troll slimebath thing i hear it helps with murderous urges

Actually hm, I wonder if that really would work? I mean it keeps GAMZEE down...