OH GOD ANOTHER PROGRAM.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Hey guys, it's Siri. I was trying to think of a way to start off this OOC intro that wasn't "This is Gibson. He's got abs," but…

This is Gibson. He's got abs.

Slightly more helpfully, he's a self-generated computer program who's pretty much stuck in a state of perma-snark. He's got shiny green circuitry, he totally saved Kevin Flynn's life once, and he and Anon have kind of an epic bromance going on--but really, the abs are the important thing.

ALSO, since this seems as good a place as any to announce it: I got a Plurk! I don't know what to do with it, but I got one! Hit me up at coolercouleur if you want to suffer through my failure attempts at figuring how the hell this thing works.

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[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

HEY GIBSON YOU SO FINE YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY GIBSON

HEY

HEY

wow this is just weird coming from this account

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

GO LOG INTO JALEN'S ACCOUNT AND TRY IT AGAIN no, wait, that's still weird. idk, man.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

Hello, Gibson. Your presence arouses such feelings of amazement and lustful incredulity in me, feelings that my mind cannot metaphorically handle without injuring itself in an explosion of shock and awe. Hello, Gibson.

Hello

Hello, Gibson.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon, Jalen. Once more with feeling.

(Also, that doesn't scan. I am disappoint.)

[onceaniso]

GIBSON~

LET'S HAVE AN ISO PARTY

DON'T WORRY I'LL INVITE ANON TOO

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

...

NOT SURE IF WANT. NOT SURE IF WANT AT ALL.

[onceaniso]

COME ON NOW WE'RE BOTH ISOs HERE

A LITTLE BONDING TIME WILL DO US GOOD

YOU HAVE MUCH TO LEARN YOUNG ISO

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

DOES THIS LEARNING INVOLVE PAIN? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T WANT IT IF IT INVOLVES PAIN.

OR BADTOUCHING MY DISC.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

HEY NOW

NO BADTOUCHING UNLESS I'M INVOLVED

[temerate.livejournal.com]

DEM ABS.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

DEM ABS INDEED.

The station needed a little more shameless fanservice. I'm just doing a public service, really.

[alaspooryork]

hi abs

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Hi, Bostrumite--wait, hang on, you're totally not one of his constituents.

(Yes, Gibson actually got elected to public office. Repeatedly. /sob this is canon)

[alaspooryork]

...Good, we need more public officials here. :D

[recompiling]

BESTEST FRIEND 8D 8D 8D

he missed your abs you

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

He knew you only liked him for his body.

BIFFLE! HI, BIFFLE! Please don't tell him he's supposed to be dead.

[recompiling]

It's a wonderful body if it's any consolation.

THIS IS THE BEST WEEK EVER! But I at least have to flail because you're not infected.

[creepersphere.livejournal.com]

>shirtless

Shit, I suppose this means I actually need to play this game now.

[creepersphere.livejournal.com]

also, oh hi plurk account

/sliiiides on over to add hi I'm teamkill

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Gibson is shirtless for... most of his time during the game. (I won't even try and pretend he isn't fanservice, but hey. He's mildly plot-relevant fanservice, at least.)

And, in case that doesn't convince you that Gibson is awesome, he's voiced by Jensen Ackles! :3

[theuserabides]

Hey man. You're looking way more rezzed than I remember.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

You're looking way more... [headtilt] I don't even know.

[And Gibson was pretty sure he told you to stay put, Flynn. :|]

[a_perfect_end]

*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

I mean. Greetings. :|

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Oh, Clu, aren't you lucky? You get stuck with a Bostrumite. :3

(On the bright side, he doesn't really know you're all genocide-y yet.)

[a_perfect_end]

Oh, yeah, first Flynn and now extreme sports ISOs, Clu has all the luck and his day is so made.

T-those abs. I said goddamn.