OH GOD ANOTHER PROGRAM.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Hey guys, it's Siri. I was trying to think of a way to start off this OOC intro that wasn't "This is Gibson. He's got abs," but…

This is Gibson. He's got abs.

Slightly more helpfully, he's a self-generated computer program who's pretty much stuck in a state of perma-snark. He's got shiny green circuitry, he totally saved Kevin Flynn's life once, and he and Anon have kind of an epic bromance going on--but really, the abs are the important thing.

ALSO, since this seems as good a place as any to announce it: I got a Plurk! I don't know what to do with it, but I got one! Hit me up at coolercouleur if you want to suffer through my failure attempts at figuring how the hell this thing works.

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[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

HEY GIBSON YOU SO FINE YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY GIBSON

HEY

HEY

wow this is just weird coming from this account

[onceaniso]

GIBSON~

LET'S HAVE AN ISO PARTY

DON'T WORRY I'LL INVITE ANON TOO

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

GO LOG INTO JALEN'S ACCOUNT AND TRY IT AGAIN no, wait, that's still weird. idk, man.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

...

NOT SURE IF WANT. NOT SURE IF WANT AT ALL.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

Hello, Gibson. Your presence arouses such feelings of amazement and lustful incredulity in me, feelings that my mind cannot metaphorically handle without injuring itself in an explosion of shock and awe. Hello, Gibson.

Hello

Hello, Gibson.

[temerate.livejournal.com]

DEM ABS.

[alaspooryork]

hi abs

[recompiling]

BESTEST FRIEND 8D 8D 8D

he missed your abs you

[creepersphere.livejournal.com]

>shirtless

Shit, I suppose this means I actually need to play this game now.

[creepersphere.livejournal.com]

also, oh hi plurk account

/sliiiides on over to add hi I'm teamkill

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon, Jalen. Once more with feeling.

(Also, that doesn't scan. I am disappoint.)

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

He knew you only liked him for his body.

BIFFLE! HI, BIFFLE! Please don't tell him he's supposed to be dead.

[theuserabides]

Hey man. You're looking way more rezzed than I remember.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Gibson is shirtless for... most of his time during the game. (I won't even try and pretend he isn't fanservice, but hey. He's mildly plot-relevant fanservice, at least.)

And, in case that doesn't convince you that Gibson is awesome, he's voiced by Jensen Ackles! :3

[onceaniso]

COME ON NOW WE'RE BOTH ISOs HERE

A LITTLE BONDING TIME WILL DO US GOOD

YOU HAVE MUCH TO LEARN YOUNG ISO

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Hi, Bostrumite--wait, hang on, you're totally not one of his constituents.

(Yes, Gibson actually got elected to public office. Repeatedly. /sob this is canon)

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

DEM ABS INDEED.

The station needed a little more shameless fanservice. I'm just doing a public service, really.

[recompiling]

It's a wonderful body if it's any consolation.

THIS IS THE BEST WEEK EVER! But I at least have to flail because you're not infected.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

You're looking way more... [headtilt] I don't even know.

[And Gibson was pretty sure he told you to stay put, Flynn. :|]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

DOES THIS LEARNING INVOLVE PAIN? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T WANT IT IF IT INVOLVES PAIN.

OR BADTOUCHING MY DISC.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Well, he knew that. Duh. (But thank you anyway~.)

Gibson is not so fond of this week, but it will probably get better! :D ... that will lead to awkward questions.

[recompiling]

Sometimes someone should say it anyway~

It should! :D I've already had awkward questions about why I'm not derezzed, so...

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

No arguments there. (stop encouraging him, Anon.)

Too bad he missed Space Prom. He was JUST A LITTLE TOO LATE. D: Gibson's awkward questions are gonna be just a little bit more awkward.

[alaspooryork]

...Good, we need more public officials here. :D

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Gibson is, uh... how can I put this. He's kind of a terrible excuse for a public official, to be honest. Most of the stuff he does wouldn't fly anywhere except Bostrum Colony (which only has 7,000 programs and is... full of independent thinkers, to put it politely).

Then again, he is sort of used to herding cats governing a colony full of crazy.