OH GOD ANOTHER PROGRAM.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Hey guys, it's Siri. I was trying to think of a way to start off this OOC intro that wasn't "This is Gibson. He's got abs," but…

This is Gibson. He's got abs.

Slightly more helpfully, he's a self-generated computer program who's pretty much stuck in a state of perma-snark. He's got shiny green circuitry, he totally saved Kevin Flynn's life once, and he and Anon have kind of an epic bromance going on--but really, the abs are the important thing.

ALSO, since this seems as good a place as any to announce it: I got a Plurk! I don't know what to do with it, but I got one! Hit me up at coolercouleur if you want to suffer through my failure attempts at figuring how the hell this thing works.

Comments

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

...

NOT SURE IF WANT. NOT SURE IF WANT AT ALL.

[onceaniso]

COME ON NOW WE'RE BOTH ISOs HERE

A LITTLE BONDING TIME WILL DO US GOOD

YOU HAVE MUCH TO LEARN YOUNG ISO

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

DOES THIS LEARNING INVOLVE PAIN? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T WANT IT IF IT INVOLVES PAIN.

OR BADTOUCHING MY DISC.

[onceaniso]

IT'LL ONLY BE PAINFUL IF YOU WANT IT TO BE

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

... THAT'S CODE FOR "YES IT WILL BE" AND I DON'T WANT IT.

SO THERE.

[onceaniso]

DON'T WORRY GIBSON MY YOUNGERSELF WON'T LET ME INFECT YOU

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

...

THAT IS NOT AS REASSURING AS I'D HOPED IT WOULD BE.

[onceaniso]

YOU'RE A GROWN ISO YOU'LL BE FINE

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

SOMEHOW THAT IS ALSO INCREDIBLY NOT REASSURING.

[onceaniso]

NOTHING IS REASSURING TO YOU

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

HEY NOW

NO BADTOUCHING UNLESS I'M INVOLVED

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

WHOA OKAY.

UH.

THIS IS ALL MOVING A LITTLE BIT FAST FOR ME.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

GET BACK IN THE GRIDKITCHEN, GIBSON

THE ADULTS ARE TALKING.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP, JALEN.

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

TWO WORDS

/POINTS TO USERNAME

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

THAT JUST MEANS YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME.

/lineface. forever.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT, SWEETHEART

/since when was it Jalen's job to troll

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

YEP. WHEN I CYCLE DOWN, THAT IS THE COMFORTING THOUGHT THAT STAYS WITH ME. YOU CAUGHT ME.

/since never, but it's coo'. he'd probably never agree to a threesome in "real life" either.

[onceaniso]

I WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDER NOT INVITING YOU. YOUNGERSELF ME

BADTOUCHING WORKS BETTER WHEN THERE'S TWO OF US ANYWAY

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

THIS IS TRUE, OLDERSELF ME

TAG-TEAM? I PROMISE NOT TO SELF-HATE YOU TOO MUCH

[onceaniso]

I LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS

AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SELF-HATE WE DO THAT ALREADY. A LITTLE MORE WON'T HURT

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

VERY GOOD, THIS IS ACCEPTABLE

IT'S A DATE

[onceaniso]

THE VERY BEST DATE

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

DISAGREE.

(unless you meant what you said about not getting infected in which case it seems better.)

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

(don't worry Jalen would never let Abraxas infect you

with the power of paradoxes etc)