OH GOD ANOTHER PROGRAM.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Hey guys, it's Siri. I was trying to think of a way to start off this OOC intro that wasn't "This is Gibson. He's got abs," but…

This is Gibson. He's got abs.

Slightly more helpfully, he's a self-generated computer program who's pretty much stuck in a state of perma-snark. He's got shiny green circuitry, he totally saved Kevin Flynn's life once, and he and Anon have kind of an epic bromance going on--but really, the abs are the important thing.

ALSO, since this seems as good a place as any to announce it: I got a Plurk! I don't know what to do with it, but I got one! Hit me up at coolercouleur if you want to suffer through my failure attempts at figuring how the hell this thing works.

Comments

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

HEY GIBSON YOU SO FINE YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY GIBSON

HEY

HEY

wow this is just weird coming from this account

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

GO LOG INTO JALEN'S ACCOUNT AND TRY IT AGAIN no, wait, that's still weird. idk, man.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

Hello, Gibson. Your presence arouses such feelings of amazement and lustful incredulity in me, feelings that my mind cannot metaphorically handle without injuring itself in an explosion of shock and awe. Hello, Gibson.

Hello

Hello, Gibson.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon, Jalen. Once more with feeling.

(Also, that doesn't scan. I am disappoint.)

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

Y U MAKE HIM DO DIS

I'm not going to write you a sonnet. :|

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Because he can?

I'm hurt. I have no idea what a sonnet it, but I'm hurt anyway.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

This seems to be the default excuse for all of the things.

I'm sure you'll live.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

And what a wonderful excuse it is.

You don't know that.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

Truly, the best.

Ah, of course. If you derezz dramatically, I'll feel very silly about the whole thing, and then you'll have been right.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

At least I'll die happy, knowing that I was right and you were wrong.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

A fitting end.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

And then I get rerezzed by the teleporters and we do it all again. :3