OH GOD ANOTHER PROGRAM.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Hey guys, it's Siri. I was trying to think of a way to start off this OOC intro that wasn't "This is Gibson. He's got abs," but…

This is Gibson. He's got abs.

Slightly more helpfully, he's a self-generated computer program who's pretty much stuck in a state of perma-snark. He's got shiny green circuitry, he totally saved Kevin Flynn's life once, and he and Anon have kind of an epic bromance going on--but really, the abs are the important thing.

ALSO, since this seems as good a place as any to announce it: I got a Plurk! I don't know what to do with it, but I got one! Hit me up at coolercouleur if you want to suffer through my failure attempts at figuring how the hell this thing works.

Comments

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon, Jalen. Once more with feeling.

(Also, that doesn't scan. I am disappoint.)

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

Y U MAKE HIM DO DIS

I'm not going to write you a sonnet. :|

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Because he can?

I'm hurt. I have no idea what a sonnet it, but I'm hurt anyway.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

This seems to be the default excuse for all of the things.

I'm sure you'll live.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

And what a wonderful excuse it is.

You don't know that.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

Truly, the best.

Ah, of course. If you derezz dramatically, I'll feel very silly about the whole thing, and then you'll have been right.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

At least I'll die happy, knowing that I was right and you were wrong.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

A fitting end.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

And then I get rerezzed by the teleporters and we do it all again. :3