> Enter.

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

Hi there. I'm Gogol, and I am eager to make a good first impression by inflicting this AU douchebag on you!

His name is, or at least was, Dave Lalonde, and he hails from Homestuck. More specifically, he hails from what Homestuck would be if everything about it were terrible and clogged with wizardbeard.

It is essential for you to know that he is his own spirit guide, and that he manages at all times to be simultaneously fuzzy and composed of lilac goo. Everything else is ghostly gravy. 

If you want to express your unfathomable horror in a less formal venue, and I guess also just plot and things, my AIM is thremedon. Pleased to meet you.

Comments

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

he has to go "lap lap lap B3" at some point

and B3 should be his emoticon face

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

yes. He has ALL

the ironic cat noises

ALL OF THEM.

hiss BW

[featheryasshole]

OH GOD NO


by which i mean FUCK YES

Hi, I'm Aave and I am so excited to have this pink asshole here. :O
Welcome to Sing!

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

THANKS BRO. It is nice to make your acquaintance and it will doubtless be even nicer to reacquaint these two flavorful jello Daves, to their mutual upset. 8DDD

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

MORE DAVES

EXCELLENT

GET ME SOME FUCKING POKEBALLS, VRISKA WILL COLLECT THEM ALL SOLELY TO PISS OFF TEREZI

I mean, um, hello, I am Louise, welcome to Sing! :B

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

Vriska would doubtless look very fetching with three pokeball-pendants strung around her neck.

...I guess.

HELLO IT IS LOVELY TO BE HERE.

[shipper]

Why can't I hold all these Daves...

By which I mean HI THER I'm Len and I play Nepeta. I am super excited to play with you, you have no idea.

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

PROBABLY BECAUSE LIKE HALF OF THEM ARE MADE OUT OF VARIOUSLY COLORED GAMESLIME

I mean. Hello! I am likewise thrilled. Catthing solidarity, they will have it. (Actually of all the trolls Davesprite's most familiar with his universe's Nepeta, sooo... /steeples tentacles menacingly)

threadjack

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

No menacing tentacle-steepling at the moirail. >|

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

But-

8(

/knots them into a totally amiable and only slightly unsettling bow??

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

...

Okay.

/but Big Equius is WATCHING YOU

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

/RADIATES INNOCENCE AND PROBABLY HAIRBALLS

[shipper]

THIS IS NO EXCUSE UNLESS YOU'RE IMPLYING DAVES ARE THE HOMESTUCK VERSION OF THE NAILING JELLO TO A TREE ADAGE.

Catthings are obviously the best things. They can have kitty fistbunps and everything. (I-is she going to need to have Equius sweating over her shoulder every time she talks with you, pink Dave. Is this a thing that has to happen.)

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

MOSTLY DAVE WOULD JUST LIKE TO NOT BE NAILED TO A TREE. even figuratively.

Kitty paw-suckerbunps. Yes. (WHAT NO

pink Dave is perfectly safe.

Purrfectly.)

[shipper]

WHY NOT TREES ARE PRETTY COOL, ESPECIALLY IF YOU GET SOME JELLO WITH YOU.

It's just the natural course of catthings meeting, along with pouncetackles. (I'M NOT SO SURE ABO-

oh my is that a cat pun obviously you must be totally fine :DD)

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

Dave likes trees in a strictly platonic way, okay.

A two-sided pouncetackle seems like a recipe for HAPEN x2. I mean. Really. (NEPETA YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER)

[shipper]

They trees are sad, Dave. You wouldn't even consider c3< between them and the jello?

You make it sound like this is some kind of problem. (OF COURSE I AM, OTHERWISE I COULDN'T KEEP THE WALL UP)

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

MOAR DAVES!!!!!! My life is obviously better now.

HIIIII! I'm Dandy and I play Sweaty McSTRONGtroll here and also Jack Spicer. Welcome to Siiiiiing!!!!!!

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

OH DEAR GOD

That is to say. Hello. I have great hopes for Davesprite's poetic career, in such elevated company. B3

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

As you should. His traditional slam poetry brings all the trolls to the yard. XD

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

Which is just as well, given how egregiously Equius spills his milkshakes?

...I wish I hadn't just typed that sequence of words. I really do.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFT don't make me burst out laughing in the middle of class. XDDDD

Arthour's milk brings all the strong trolls to the yard...

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

I'll just be here, resisting the growing temptation to modify the full lyrics appropriately.

Yes.

> Mun: Resist the urge

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Also I'm so sorry this is your first impression of me. /soooob