> Enter.

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

Hi there. I'm Gogol, and I am eager to make a good first impression by inflicting this AU douchebag on you!

His name is, or at least was, Dave Lalonde, and he hails from Homestuck. More specifically, he hails from what Homestuck would be if everything about it were terrible and clogged with wizardbeard.

It is essential for you to know that he is his own spirit guide, and that he manages at all times to be simultaneously fuzzy and composed of lilac goo. Everything else is ghostly gravy. 

If you want to express your unfathomable horror in a less formal venue, and I guess also just plot and things, my AIM is thremedon. Pleased to meet you.

Comments

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

God, no, I-

I just.

/gazes reverently

Noble Alternian slam poetry, man. It is stuff fit to make the strongest troll weep. And sweat. And generally exude salty tinted water.

...let's be friends always. c:

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

I do try my best to be hideous. /bows

Truly it is. You have seen the light, my friend. Good for you to respect the high traditional arts of Alternian milkshake sonnets.

*O* Okay! /armlink c:

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

But anyone can be hideous. You do it to meter.

Alternian milkshake sonnets.

Fuck.

Troll Shakespeare never knew what hit him.

/LIMBLINK ~~~C:

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

^^' Thank you~!

Equius' ancestor was Troll Shakespeare. This is the only explanation. He is just carrying on family tradition, people! And maybe Troll Homer or something.

/FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS MAKE IT OFFICIAL!

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

I... I don't think I'll ever be able to look at that masterpiece of Alternian drama, Haglet, in the same way. That is, without an eye out for sweat marks in the margins. B'(

/JUST MAKE SURE THEY DON'T CLASH WITH MY TASSELLED PRINCESS HAT

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Well, at least we all know what he was thinking with the ass's head in A Midsummer Day's Dream. |'D

/DON'T WORRY I GOT KANAYA TO MAKE SURE THEY COORDINATE

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

....

8(

/OH OKAY

/EXCEPT KANAYA IN THIS ASSHOLE'S UNIVERSE WORKS EXCLUSIVELY IN LEOPARDPRINT SO HE

/HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S IN FOR.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

OMG and his favorite insult to have characters use in All's Well that Ends Well (All's Well that Trolls Well?) is "hornless" which I think was actually common but work with me here

Shakespeare like Homestuck before the internet. HE IS THE HIPSTER-IEST HIPSTER THAT EVER LIIIIIIIIIVED!!!!!!

Okay I'll stop. |'D

/WOW OKAY THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD

/EVEN THOUGH I LIKE LEOPARDPRINT

/ALSO THIS GUY PROTESTS TO YOUR GUY'S UNIVERSE A LOT

/EIGHTS WHAT THE HECK

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!

ANDREW HUSSIE

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH WILLY'S BRAIN

/WELL SHE ONLY HAS THE SKINS OF THE BEASTS AND THE UNDEAD SHE SLAYS TO WORK WITH OKAY!

/ALSO WITH SOME REASON

/IN

/ALL FAIRNESS