http://whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityooc2011-04-12 09:37 pm
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> Enter.

Hi there. I'm Gogol, and I am eager to make a good first impression by inflicting this AU douchebag on you!

His name is, or at least was, Dave Lalonde, and he hails from Homestuck. More specifically, he hails from what Homestuck would be if everything about it were terrible and clogged with wizardbeard.

It is essential for you to know that he is his own spirit guide, and that he manages at all times to be simultaneously fuzzy and composed of lilac goo. Everything else is ghostly gravy. 

If you want to express your unfathomable horror in a less formal venue, and I guess also just plot and things, my AIM is thremedon. Pleased to meet you.
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[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-13 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No means no, young man! Go float in the corner and think about what you've done.

(WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD)

[identity profile] whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
/GOES

/WEEPS INTO BOWTIE

(~;,;~)
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[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-13 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
THEATRICS WON'T GET YOU OUT EARLY

(this is the most adorable emoticon omg

what was i talking about)

[identity profile] whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
LOOK AT THIS SOGGY NECK ORNAMENT

LOOK AT IT

(hahahaha the ultimate weapon)
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[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-13 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
FASHION IS STUPID, I AM UNMOVED

(sob sob I will never win an argument at this rate)

[identity profile] whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
BUT IT'S PAWSITIVELY ADORABLE?

(just as planned

B3)
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[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-14 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR CAT PUN PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN REVOKED FOR THE DURATION OF THIS TIMEOUT. DO IT AGAIN AND I'M ADDING HALF AN HOUR ON.

(god dammit this can only end in sorrow)

[identity profile] whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
/DISCONTENTED HISSING???

(B3X i don't know what you mean

clearly this way lies only joy and catshipping)
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[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-15 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
/SPRAY BOTTLE :||

(i think that you're telling me untruths and that this is the path to all the sads and creys)

[identity profile] whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com 2011-04-15 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
/IF HE HAD A TAIL THAT WAS NOT JUST A GHOSTLY SPRITETAIL IT WOULD BE BUSHY WITH RAGEEEEE

(shhhh

shhhhhhh

only attractive tildes now.

~;,;~)
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[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-15 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
/SHE HAD A LUSUS WITH A REAL TAIL THAT DID THAT

IT WASN'T VERY EFFECTIVE

(oh goddammit)

[identity profile] whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com 2011-04-15 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
/piteous lapping??

(~;u;~

no wait that looks stupid.)
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[personal profile] shipper 2011-04-15 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
/....p-pat

(who knew that the secret to destroying my already pathetic willpower was copious tildes orz)
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