> Enter.

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

Hi there. I'm Gogol, and I am eager to make a good first impression by inflicting this AU douchebag on you!

His name is, or at least was, Dave Lalonde, and he hails from Homestuck. More specifically, he hails from what Homestuck would be if everything about it were terrible and clogged with wizardbeard.

It is essential for you to know that he is his own spirit guide, and that he manages at all times to be simultaneously fuzzy and composed of lilac goo. Everything else is ghostly gravy. 

If you want to express your unfathomable horror in a less formal venue, and I guess also just plot and things, my AIM is thremedon. Pleased to meet you.

Comments

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

BUT IT'S PAWSITIVELY ADORABLE?

(just as planned

B3)

[shipper]

YOUR CAT PUN PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN REVOKED FOR THE DURATION OF THIS TIMEOUT. DO IT AGAIN AND I'M ADDING HALF AN HOUR ON.

(god dammit this can only end in sorrow)

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

/DISCONTENTED HISSING???

(B3X i don't know what you mean

clearly this way lies only joy and catshipping)

[shipper]

/SPRAY BOTTLE :||

(i think that you're telling me untruths and that this is the path to all the sads and creys)

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

/IF HE HAD A TAIL THAT WAS NOT JUST A GHOSTLY SPRITETAIL IT WOULD BE BUSHY WITH RAGEEEEE

(shhhh

shhhhhhh

only attractive tildes now.

~;,;~)

[shipper]

/SHE HAD A LUSUS WITH A REAL TAIL THAT DID THAT

IT WASN'T VERY EFFECTIVE

(oh goddammit)

[whiskeryasshole.livejournal.com]

/piteous lapping??

(~;u;~

no wait that looks stupid.)

[shipper]

/....p-pat

(who knew that the secret to destroying my already pathetic willpower was copious tildes orz)