LOOKS LIKE... THE DOG'S OUT OF THE BAG B)

[barkstabbark]

I am Lavvy and I'm the fresh meat bringing you this lovely gentleman from Homestuck known as Jack Noir. And by "lovely" I mean "murderous", and by "gentleman" I mean "asshole who will probably stab everyone he meets, be a total creep, stalk the entire HS cast, and be the smuggest asswipe to ever have graced Sacrosanct."

Jack is also a dog thing with shades and a love for terrible, awful puns that he fucks up half the time anyway. Deal with it.

He's also also pretty powerful even with all these restrictions, especially since he can manipulate space and thus watch people/teleport around like a douche, so I have a nice little permissions post set up and it would be great if you could all fill that out if you plan on interacting with him.

anywayyyyyy my AIM is blueflewqueen if you want to poke me, I'm much nicer than my character I assure you :> and it's great to be here and meet all you people oh gosh

Comments

[featheryasshole]

>B|

GET OUT THIS INSTANT




ilu

[barkstabbark]

;o;

/SOB OKAY FINE

I AM DROPPING THIS INSTANT AND TAKING MY PSYCHOTIC ASSHOLES ELSEWHERE





ilu2

[circuitry]

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[circuitry]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

i mean

hello

[circuitry]

okay seriously now

Hi, Lavvy! I'm Liana, and I play this blind chalk-eating girl right here. Welcome to the game! o/

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

THIS IS OUR LIFE NOW, SING

http://tinyurl.com/shoa-sing-your-stabs

HAVE FUN WITH THAT

(asjd;lajlkj so excited hi I'm Louise and oh god sdj;lfjd;slj again)

[barkstabbark]

ohgod this is the most accurate description of anything ever

except it clearly needs about a 412 more stabs

(and i am excite too so its okay djgjgf)

[harpocratic.livejournal.com]

screaming forever at the pun, not the character

Hola, and welcome to Singularity! I'm Vic and I play roughly a third of the game (http://singularityrpg.wikia.com/wiki/User:Vicioushallway). Nice to see you here, and I hope you enjoy your stay with usssss~

[barkstabbark]

What's that? Do you want me to... call off the dogs?

wait no that was even worse fuck

I MEAN sup nice to meet a third of the game already! 8)

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

Terrible, poorly-executed puns? I love you already.

Welcome, Lavvy! I'm Buttercup and I play Parker from Leverage, Sarah Connor from Terminator and now Geordi La Forge from Star Trek. Jack sounds like a charmer!:D

[barkstabbark]

They're the only kind I know how to make, which is actually quite convenient considering my character's "amazing" pun skills.

Nice to meet you! and I love you for Geordi, how can a space station RP even EXIST without a Star Trek cast??

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what's scarier here, Jack or the pun...

HIHIHI I'm Dandy and I play THIS GUY. SO EXCITE AAAAAAA

[barkstabbark]

Both collectively? :|a

THAT GUY dfjgdf equius ilu and your sweaty horsedicks

[personalmotifs.livejournal.com]

ALREADY TERRIFIED

hi I'm new too!! I am Laura and I am looking forward to Jack being a huge jerkass creep. yes.

[barkstabbark]

EVEN RUFIO CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW

aw yeah let's be newbuddies together B) even if it won't save you from the creeping. nothing can save you from the creeping.

[alaspooryork]

Hi Lavvy! I'm Anarin and I play this dude (Delta from Red vs. Blue) and someone who could probably give Jack a fair running in the "biggest asshole on station" competition (Emile from Halo: Reach). Welcome!

[barkstabbark]

An asshole competition, you say .o.! Clearly this is a thing that must happen.

i mean hello nice to meet you c:

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Fuck um...


HELLO. I AM TEAL. RIGHT NOW I AM BUSY BEING AT A PARTY AND POSTING FROM MY PHONE.

WE NEED TO TALK ASAP THOUGH BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO REENACT CANON

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Seriously show me your stabs >3

Also uhh fuck there goes my hiatus.

1/2

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

OH HI.

YOU REMIND KANAYA OF HER NOW DISOWNED BECAUSE HE IS A BUTT FATHER-FIGURE
AND ALSO THAT ONE GUY KARKAT LIKED
EXCEPT BEING A DOG
AND ALSO HAVING SUNGLASSES
AND ALSO TENTACLES

2/2

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

But yeah... SUP! I'm Surge and I play like, 4-ish characters. For now. Kanaya is one of them.

SSSSSSO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...

[shipper]

OH FUCK NO







By which of course I mean OH FUCK YES. I'm Len, I play Nepeta, and I am SO GODDAMN EXCITED THAT I'M CAPSLOCKING EVERYWHERE.

[barkstabbark]

/DOOF






ITS OKAY i randomly burst into capslock all the time anyway. YELLING IS FUN 8)

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

>:|a

[barkstabbark]

GOS)( W)(O IS T)(IS MYST-----ERIOUS P-ERSON???????????????????

hal get out

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

/BREATHES ON

HI I'M AMANDA I PLAY THIS DOUCHEBAG I THINK I'M GOING TO GO SEIZURE OVER HERE FKjjskdjfkajksjdkjkjgkasdkfjjgfjasdkgf

Ps: welcome 2 game i am going to have fun and it's going to be so horrible

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Ohgodohgod if Eridan doesn't hit on Jack I am going to be so disappointed in you

I may actually cry

Do you want that

DO YOU >:T

[riflekinematics.livejournal.com]

hi kite!!!!!!!!!! :D

[barkstabbark]

reneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeneneneneneneneneneneeee 8)

i am fabulously late to intro posts forever

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

OH HI THERE YOU

fabulous work, oh do keep it up. you can hit me up on aim at fail hero if you so desire.