LOOKS LIKE... THE DOG'S OUT OF THE BAG B)

[barkstabbark]

I am Lavvy and I'm the fresh meat bringing you this lovely gentleman from Homestuck known as Jack Noir. And by "lovely" I mean "murderous", and by "gentleman" I mean "asshole who will probably stab everyone he meets, be a total creep, stalk the entire HS cast, and be the smuggest asswipe to ever have graced Sacrosanct."

Jack is also a dog thing with shades and a love for terrible, awful puns that he fucks up half the time anyway. Deal with it.

He's also also pretty powerful even with all these restrictions, especially since he can manipulate space and thus watch people/teleport around like a douche, so I have a nice little permissions post set up and it would be great if you could all fill that out if you plan on interacting with him.

anywayyyyyy my AIM is blueflewqueen if you want to poke me, I'm much nicer than my character I assure you :> and it's great to be here and meet all you people oh gosh

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

THIS IS OUR LIFE NOW, SING

http://tinyurl.com/shoa-sing-your-stabs

HAVE FUN WITH THAT

(asjd;lajlkj so excited hi I'm Louise and oh god sdj;lfjd;slj again)

[barkstabbark]

ohgod this is the most accurate description of anything ever

except it clearly needs about a 412 more stabs

(and i am excite too so its okay djgjgf)

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

/Obligatory "all the stabs all of them" comment

AND OH GOD I kind of feel ashamed offering this when faced with the sparkly horror that is your icon but uh

Do you want a ~traditional Singularity Homestuck cast pink glittery icon~?

(Note: you don't actually have a choice in the matter)

[barkstabbark]

You mean you're offering me FREE OBNOXIOUS SPARKLY PINK GIFS???????????

why would i even say no to this

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

IDK MAYBE YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO THEM

BECAUSE THAT IS A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN

PROBABLY

 

 

SHUT UP

[barkstabbark]

its true im actually deathly allergic to sparkles
every sparkle that crosses my vision shaves another day off the end of my lifespan
you people are all so fucking insensitive
makes me sick

[featheryasshole]

/SPARKLES

/INSENSITIVELY

[barkstabbark]

>BC!!!

[featheryasshole]

>B|

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

/in before this is canon for Jack and RainbowDrinker!Kanaya is the one to beat him via overexposure to vampiresparkles

[barkstabbark]

as long as Kanaya doesn't have any mutant vampire babies with Edward Cullen

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[circuitry]

/STARTS WRITING THIS FIC IMMEDIATELY

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

DON'T YOU DARE!