LOOKS LIKE... THE DOG'S OUT OF THE BAG B)

[barkstabbark]

I am Lavvy and I'm the fresh meat bringing you this lovely gentleman from Homestuck known as Jack Noir. And by "lovely" I mean "murderous", and by "gentleman" I mean "asshole who will probably stab everyone he meets, be a total creep, stalk the entire HS cast, and be the smuggest asswipe to ever have graced Sacrosanct."

Jack is also a dog thing with shades and a love for terrible, awful puns that he fucks up half the time anyway. Deal with it.

He's also also pretty powerful even with all these restrictions, especially since he can manipulate space and thus watch people/teleport around like a douche, so I have a nice little permissions post set up and it would be great if you could all fill that out if you plan on interacting with him.

anywayyyyyy my AIM is blueflewqueen if you want to poke me, I'm much nicer than my character I assure you :> and it's great to be here and meet all you people oh gosh

Comments

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Seriously show me your stabs >3

Also uhh fuck there goes my hiatus.

[barkstabbark]

GO BACK TO YOUR PARTY AND HAVE FUN
ALL THE FUN
OR I WILL FIND YOU wait no i mean yes we need to do that because there is no better way to intro jack than multiple murders

/shoas all the stabs

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

:3
I will be online tomorrow until about 5 EST so...

Kekeke

[barkstabbark]

and i guess I should respond to this srsly now f-fff

You can just poke me on AIM or over PMs or whatever floats your boat, I'll be on all day BV

[featheryasshole]

can i see the stabs too

seriously all i've been angsting about this month is how much i want to be shown your stabs

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Is this a threesome
I don't know how to feel about that

[barkstabbark]

im gonna penetrate both of you with my stabs
at the same time

dwi

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Oooh jack ooooh

I am so stealing that icon

[barkstabbark]

CLEARLY THEIR LOVE IS SO TRUE

or kismesitude I guess.

sorry vriska but not really BT

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Idk I think there's more than enough hate to go around here

[featheryasshole]

what

no

...

maybe

i really want to see those stabs ok

and if that means being in a blackrom threesome with my paradox dad then SO BE IT

[barkstabbark]

its okay you obnoxious birdbrained prick

there are plenty of stabs to go around <3-

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

(TEAL TEAL OMG I AM SO EXCITED)

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

He and I have a history chica.


(YAY DEATH)