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O Hai Dere!

Dis Jayde.
So I herd you like intelligent computer programs that are (mostly) sane and look awesome. So you can has one.

His name is Anon and he's the wicked-cool protagonist of Tron: Evolution. He has no idea what organic things are, and hates the colors red, orange, and (especially) yellow. Soooo sorry to folks that have them as primary colors on their outfits, but he will want to break all your things and possibly murder you for the good of the System (leave comment if do want for plotty and CR?). And sorry to all of the non-humans, because he has no idea what you are and it kind of freaks him out. A lot. Sorry also to all of the garden districts, you freak him out too. But he will mad Parkour/Freerunning skill all over everywhere else, because that's what he does.
And he sounds sort of like a dial-up modem, so here's your dose of 90s nostalgia.

Also ignore the colors in the icons - he's supposed to be white, not blue. ~~Unless someone codes him back to blue.~~

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SAAAAAAM :D
You always wanted hero-worship from a security program, right? Because Users are gods!

Pfff Anon would flip out SO. MUCH. And considering how 'blah' most Bostrumites are about Users, I couldn't see Gibson getting around him much if at all?

Nnnnno, that is actually not what he wanted at all. STOP ACTING LIKE HE'S COMPUTER JESUS.

I got the Official Mod Okay, so Gibson is... probably who I'll app next. \o/ (And that's true; Gibson really only saved Flynn because system destabilization is bad news, even if you're chillin' in Bostrum.)

THERE CAN BE MUTUAL FLIPPING OUT YAY!

GIBSON~

GET OUT, ABRAXAS.

/TOUCHES

BADTOUCH

BADTOUCH

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT

NO I DON'T

YOU MADE ME TRY TO KILL MY FRIEND

WELL IF YOU HAD JUST GIVEN IN THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT

THEY WOULD NOT. I'D STILL BE DEREZZED, AND BEING INFECTED HURTS LIKE A BITCH.

I TOLD YOU TO GET USED TO IT DIDN'T I
BESIDES ONCE ANON WAS INFECTED WE'D ALL BE ONE HAPPY FAMILY

DNW THIS FAMILY EVER. EVER.

besides, Clu was just using you.

SHUT UP I KNOW THAT
...
AND AS ONE OF THE FIRST ISOs I DEMAND YOU LISTEN TO ME

DO YOU? DO YOU REALLY?

I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ALPHA-CLASS ISO, OKAY. I RUN SHIT IN BOSTRUM.

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B-BUT YOU ARE COMPUTER JESUS

Yesssss it's only January but it's like Christmas is back already :D

FLAILY BIFFLES FOREVER!

Y-YES BUT YOU SHOULDN'T TREAT HIM LIKE COMPUTER JESUS. HE IS NOT WOOOOORTHY, ETC.

ffff we will have the best Tron cast in ALL OF EXISTENCE.

YESSSSS FLAILY CONFUSED BIFFLES FOREVER.

Anon: Aren't you derezzed?

Gibson: Since when do you talk?

BUT USERS ARE ALL AUTOMATICALLY WORTHY
LET ME BE RIDICULOUSLY RESPECTFUL

OF ALL TIME

They spend hours flailing at each other in an attempt to catch up with the flailing they missed.
Gibson eventually stops the flailing with snark.

... Sam won't be able to get Anon to stop being all weirdly worshippy if he finds out that Sam is Kevin's son, will he.

And then they wander around the station, trying to figure out how all this weird User shit works. (And Gibson gets mad at the sun, because THAT IS SUCH A WASTE OF ENERGY RESOURCES, GODDAMN.)

Never, no. Anon will be worshippy forever.

User shit is terribly weird, so much investigation shall ensue. (Anon wants to know why it has to be so bright, it's totally unnecessary. Also, animals, what are these things?)

Is it just because he's a User, or is it because he's a User and Flynn's son? (Either way, Sam's kind of screwed, but whatever.)

Why doesn't anything glow here? Why are these "garden" things so unnerving? They're green, but TOO MUCH GREEN. (It's just so much more efficient to illuminate only what you need to illuminate! The giant ball of light in the sky is just so... inefficient.)

Both. Definitely both. (Even if the Basics are kind of Flynn's kids too.)

Even Bostrum wasn't this green. And why does everything look so weird here? It's all so... curvey. (Clearly they needed someone else to figure out how to light the place.)

Yeah, Sam will never be able to escape. Bless his heart, he doesn't want to be hero-worshipped. xD (Anon and Sam are sort of like cousins! ... man, Sam's family is really abnormal.)

What's wrong with right angles? And when you touch the stuff that looks like it's supposed to, you leave these weird smudge marks on it. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

B-but. He's a User. And Users are all hero-y, aren't they? Therefore, hero-worship! (Yeah. The family reunions must be absolute nightmares.)

I don't understand half of this and even the residental areas aren't normal. Where are the ETCs and the mag points and and-... THIS IS DISTURBING, CAN WE GO HOME?

Oh, Anon. Half the point of the movie is that Users are epic fuckups just like everyone else. (ohgod yes.)

NOT ENOUGH ROCKS EVERYWHERE. NOTHING GLOWS. WHY DID THE USERS BUILD SUCH A RIDICULOUS PLACE. B|

But he wasn't there for the movie, he derezzed (AGAIN) in '99 8( And Flynn saved his ass, so all Users MUST be wonderful, right? (It probably doesn't help that Flynn adopted half the ISOs either.)

NO WONDER FLYNN KEPT COMING TO THE SYSTEM. THE OTHER SYSTEM HE VISITED SUCKS AND MAKES NO SENSE 8|