O Hai Dere!

[recompiling]

Dis Jayde.
So I herd you like intelligent computer programs that are (mostly) sane and look awesome. So you can has one.

His name is Anon and he's the wicked-cool protagonist of Tron: Evolution. He has no idea what organic things are, and hates the colors red, orange, and (especially) yellow. Soooo sorry to folks that have them as primary colors on their outfits, but he will want to break all your things and possibly murder you for the good of the System (leave comment if do want for plotty and CR?). And sorry to all of the non-humans, because he has no idea what you are and it kind of freaks him out. A lot. Sorry also to all of the garden districts, you freak him out too. But he will mad Parkour/Freerunning skill all over everywhere else, because that's what he does.
And he sounds sort of like a dial-up modem, so here's your dose of 90s nostalgia.

Also ignore the colors in the icons - he's supposed to be white, not blue. Unless someone codes him back to blue.

Comments

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

oh gog damn it i am a strawberry blonde that types in red-violet text

at least i wear white

my two sons are kind of fucked

especially since one of them glows

least we're ninjas. :|

[recompiling]

you will confuse him so much

your kids will be stalked forever, regardless of their ninja
because he is ninja too :|
... unless Anon likes you and you convince him to lay off

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

I dunno, how does he feel about hideous internet trolls and porn?

[recompiling]

He is from a closed system, so he doesn't know the Internet and technically he doesn't know porn.

But he does know that people flirting with him makes him profoundly uncomfortable, so I can't see him liking porn.

[onceaniso]

/SCREAM

I DON'T HAVE AN ICON HAPPY ENOUGH FOR THIS

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THEY ARE THE LEAST HAPPY PROGRAMS OF ALL, STUPID HELMETS

BUT YAAAAAAAY HAPPIEST DAY 8D

[onceaniso]

COME ANON LET US MAKE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS AND SKIP AROUND THE FLOWERS
BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HUMANS DO
I KNOW
KEVIN FLYNN TAUGHT ME

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THAT ALL SOUNDS LOVELY AND WONDERFUL IF SLIGHTLY BIZARRE
AND I DEFINITELY BELIEVE IT SINCE KEVIN FLYNN SAID IT
BUT YOU ARE YELLOW
WHICH MEANS YOU ARE BAD

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

So you're saying he'd probably have a teeny problem with Vriska's ridiculous fairy god-troll clothes (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005030), then.

OUTFIT RACIST. :/

[recompiling]

Just a teensy problem.
That he will solve once he steals and figures out grenades.

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THAT EVIL IS COLOR-CODED :|

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Okay clearly this isn't going to work for him so uh

how does he feel about pink sparkles

IS THIS ACCEPTABLE

[recompiling]

He has never encountered pink before :O

but it is a nice color
and sort of like those purple programs he used to see

so you're cool!

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

ANOOOOOOOON. ♥

goddamnit, now I need to ask a mod if Gibson and Sam are too closely related for me to play.

[recompiling]

SAAAAAAM :D
You always wanted hero-worship from a security program, right? Because Users are gods!

Pfff Anon would flip out SO. MUCH. And considering how 'blah' most Bostrumites are about Users, I couldn't see Gibson getting around him much if at all?

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

Nnnnno, that is actually not what he wanted at all. STOP ACTING LIKE HE'S COMPUTER JESUS.

I got the Official Mod Okay, so Gibson is... probably who I'll app next. \o/ (And that's true; Gibson really only saved Flynn because system destabilization is bad news, even if you're chillin' in Bostrum.)

THERE CAN BE MUTUAL FLIPPING OUT YAY!

[onceaniso]

GIBSON~

[circuitry]

BUT HOW DOES HE FEEL ABOUT TEAL

THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO BLUE, RIGHT?

[recompiling]

TEAL IS CLOSE TO BLUE

SO IT'S COOL

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

ALWAYS NEEDS MORE COMPUTERS AND PROGRAMS UP IN THIS BITCH

ALWAYS

[recompiling]

COMPUTERS AND PROGRAMS SHALL SOON RULE THE STATION

OR FIGHT WITH EACH OTHER ENDLESSLY, IDK

[i_like_your]

Someone is able to sound like and communicate with dial-up modems in her special canon...

[recompiling]

Oh-ho. This should be interesting :3

[i_like_your]

>:]

gold and black are actually MY SCHOOL COLORS, no lie. and I just realized it, too, lol. XD

[a_perfect_end]

Why hasn't someone killed you yet--

Well, well, well. It's been a few cycles!

That's a different look for you...

...Where's your disc? [Totally not concealing creeper grabbyhands behind his back.]

(ooc: Hi! I'm Blue! Clu here's a jerk, but I'm not; I just have slow-tagger issues from graduate school. -__- ANYway. We should plot things! Tron cast things and general game things and crack stuff and yeah. Your threads on dear_mun. Epic.)

Pffffft AWESOME XD my old ones were crimson and black

[recompiling]

Because your minions are morons

Had it for a while.

... safe. [Quit being so Creepy McBadtouch at me, man :|]

((Ooooh, grad school. I can totally relate. I do not mind slow, and there must be plotty things for great justice!
D'aww, thank you. So much trolling of the Trons and Rinzlers and Clus, sob.))