O Hai Dere!

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Dis Jayde.
So I herd you like intelligent computer programs that are (mostly) sane and look awesome. So you can has one.

His name is Anon and he's the wicked-cool protagonist of Tron: Evolution. He has no idea what organic things are, and hates the colors red, orange, and (especially) yellow. Soooo sorry to folks that have them as primary colors on their outfits, but he will want to break all your things and possibly murder you for the good of the System (leave comment if do want for plotty and CR?). And sorry to all of the non-humans, because he has no idea what you are and it kind of freaks him out. A lot. Sorry also to all of the garden districts, you freak him out too. But he will mad Parkour/Freerunning skill all over everywhere else, because that's what he does.
And he sounds sort of like a dial-up modem, so here's your dose of 90s nostalgia.

Also ignore the colors in the icons - he's supposed to be white, not blue. Unless someone codes him back to blue.

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[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Is it just because he's a User, or is it because he's a User and Flynn's son? (Either way, Sam's kind of screwed, but whatever.)

Why doesn't anything glow here? Why are these "garden" things so unnerving? They're green, but TOO MUCH GREEN. (It's just so much more efficient to illuminate only what you need to illuminate! The giant ball of light in the sky is just so... inefficient.)

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Both. Definitely both. (Even if the Basics are kind of Flynn's kids too.)

Even Bostrum wasn't this green. And why does everything look so weird here? It's all so... curvey. (Clearly they needed someone else to figure out how to light the place.)

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Sam will never be able to escape. Bless his heart, he doesn't want to be hero-worshipped. xD (Anon and Sam are sort of like cousins! ... man, Sam's family is really abnormal.)

What's wrong with right angles? And when you touch the stuff that looks like it's supposed to, you leave these weird smudge marks on it. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

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B-but. He's a User. And Users are all hero-y, aren't they? Therefore, hero-worship! (Yeah. The family reunions must be absolute nightmares.)

I don't understand half of this and even the residental areas aren't normal. Where are the ETCs and the mag points and and-... THIS IS DISTURBING, CAN WE GO HOME?

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Oh, Anon. Half the point of the movie is that Users are epic fuckups just like everyone else. (ohgod yes.)

NOT ENOUGH ROCKS EVERYWHERE. NOTHING GLOWS. WHY DID THE USERS BUILD SUCH A RIDICULOUS PLACE. B|

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But he wasn't there for the movie, he derezzed (AGAIN) in '99 8( And Flynn saved his ass, so all Users MUST be wonderful, right? (It probably doesn't help that Flynn adopted half the ISOs either.)

NO WONDER FLYNN KEPT COMING TO THE SYSTEM. THE OTHER SYSTEM HE VISITED SUCKS AND MAKES NO SENSE 8|

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

... well, he should still know this. :| Not everyone is like Kevin Flynn... not even his own son. (No. No, that definitely doesn't help. Clu hates half the family, Sam hates the other half, and Gibson sneaks in a flask of something and gets drunk in order to cope.)

THE GRID HAS LOGIC! The other systems don't seem to have any kind of systematic rule set. DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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Well he knows they aren't all Kevin Flynn. But his experience with Users is limited to... Kevin Flynn. So at the very least, even if they screw up sometimes - not often - he thinks they're generally good people. And also Gods. (Abraxas and Anon are hissing at each other in a corner while Radia tries to talk them down, Quorra reads Jules Verne to escape the situation...)

IT'S SO RANDOM HERE. WE ARE COMPUTERS AND WHAT IS THIS.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Sam will never be able to shake the Computer Jesus label, will he? (Rinzler and Tron are watching each other, just waiting for someone to make a move--AND THEN THEY CAN FIGHT. Alan is getting a headache, and Sam just wants to be somewhere, anywhere else. Why do I want to fic this? :|)

I'M THREE YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS. He's three in real-world years, okay.

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He really won't. Even if Sam vastly fucks up Anon will ignore it because he's stubborn as hell. (And then Flynn insists they all gather around to share stories and Dominoes. AND THEN BREAKS OUT THE SLIDESHOW. Because it would be the most hilarious fic to have ever existed, asdlfkjks. I am already loling over it.)

WE NEED AN ADULT. WHY U DO DIS, USERS? That's okay, Anon was probably like... a day old at most in the game. Being the baby sucks, man.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

On one hand, it's nice to know that someone believes in Sam. On the other... man, no pressure or anything. xD (OH GOD, YES, THE SLIDESHOW. EMBARRASSING BABY PICTURES FOR ALL! Maybe when I finish the high school AU.)

SO MUCH MENTAL BADTOUCHING GOING ON HERE. Well, now Anon is considerably older than Gibson in real-world years, since Gibson is being pulled from right before the whole Abraxas thing. >: