O Hai Dere!

[recompiling]

Dis Jayde.
So I herd you like intelligent computer programs that are (mostly) sane and look awesome. So you can has one.

His name is Anon and he's the wicked-cool protagonist of Tron: Evolution. He has no idea what organic things are, and hates the colors red, orange, and (especially) yellow. Soooo sorry to folks that have them as primary colors on their outfits, but he will want to break all your things and possibly murder you for the good of the System (leave comment if do want for plotty and CR?). And sorry to all of the non-humans, because he has no idea what you are and it kind of freaks him out. A lot. Sorry also to all of the garden districts, you freak him out too. But he will mad Parkour/Freerunning skill all over everywhere else, because that's what he does.
And he sounds sort of like a dial-up modem, so here's your dose of 90s nostalgia.

Also ignore the colors in the icons - he's supposed to be white, not blue. Unless someone codes him back to blue.

Comments

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

THEY WOULD NOT. I'D STILL BE DEREZZED, AND BEING INFECTED HURTS LIKE A BITCH.

[onceaniso]

I TOLD YOU TO GET USED TO IT DIDN'T I
BESIDES ONCE ANON WAS INFECTED WE'D ALL BE ONE HAPPY FAMILY

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

DNW THIS FAMILY EVER. EVER.

besides, Clu was just using you.

[onceaniso]

SHUT UP I KNOW THAT
...
AND AS ONE OF THE FIRST ISOs I DEMAND YOU LISTEN TO ME

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

DO YOU? DO YOU REALLY?

I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ALPHA-CLASS ISO, OKAY. I RUN SHIT IN BOSTRUM.

[onceaniso]

YES
I MEAN WHY WOULDN'T I
I'M SMART
YEAH WELL I BUILT A CITY
AND I WAS GOING TO BE A SYSTEM ADMIN

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

AND THEN YOU GOT HACKED AND STARTED TRYING TO ~SPREAD THE PAIN~.

YEAH, NOT LISTENING TO YOU EVER AGAIN.

[onceaniso]

THAT'S NOT MY FAULT
AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME YOUNG ISO
ONCE YOU'RE INFECTED AGAIN

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

YEAH, IF YOU CAN CATCH ME AGAIN.

FOOL ME ONCE, ETC. ETC.