SINGMAS: event update!

[singularitymods.livejournal.com]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...

Better stock up on chapstick, because all that mistletoe being given out in those decorating kits and being strung up in the streets? Isn't really mistletoe. While visually identical, it's actually a sentient fungiform lifeform. All this cold weather is triggering it's breeding cycle, and that'll be rubbing off on anyone who gets too close.

Characters within a few feet of the 'kisseltoe' will find themselves compelled to kiss the nearest person. If said person is also under the kisseltoe, you might be stuck there for a bit. The effects will wear off within five minutes or after retreating to a safe distance of at least five feet. As the mind-controlling effects are spread by spores, it's also suggested you hose yourself off ASAP if you want to avoid another round of makeouts.

The kisseltoe can affect both organic and inorganic lifeforms, so watch out!

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

This on a station with an assload of already-hormonal teenagers

What did you do

WHAT DID YOU DO?

[ascens.livejournal.com]

Broke everything in the best way possible?

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

....................................................

i must not throw bro at vriskYESIMUST

[destinist.livejournal.com]

COME ON VRISKA YOU'RE THE MAKEOUT QUEEN

YOU GOT THIS

[circuitry]

*DOUBL3 P1STOLS 4ND 4 W1NK*

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

hahaha fuck

the station is doomed

[featheryasshole]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

WELP.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

pregnancy

[rebuildscience]

hi karkat!

Any excuse to use this icon is a good excuse.

[brbvirmire]

Warning: Chellbot kisses are kind of cold and generally inept.

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

OH BOY THIS KIND OF THING ISN'T SOMETHING MAX IS FAMILIAR WITH OR ANYTHING

[basileusphobe.livejournal.com]

Who wants awkward kissing with a Khajiit?

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

would ear-scritches count

because dave's up for ear scritches

just

maybe not makeouts per se

[roseintheshade.livejournal.com]

Will Hypatia be mad if I burn all of her stupid mistletOH WAIT I DON'T CARE >:I

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Oh.
Well then
No hilariously awkward shenanigans for you then

P.S.: How up are you for them journeying to the center of the earth to Asphodel to kill something huge for Rose.

[fuckinghubble]

Kissu kissu!

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Well, this is quite the welcome xD

[destinist.livejournal.com]

sollux's mun has been telling me that something needs to happen with feferi and aradia to give him the most confused feelings ever JUST SAYIN'............

[gofortheoptics]

Tali is going to visorsmash people by accident and then feel horribly embarrassed about it later.

IN other words: I am excite.

[selfgovernance.livejournal.com]

So are we gonna put up one big log for it, you think? :|a Might keep everything from becoming super cluttered with makeouts?

[survivethesiren]

ALL THE MAKEY OUTIES!

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

Note: kissing Ladon is like licking an ashtray that mated with a campfire pit. He also might start coughing up smoke out of embarrassment.

You have been warned.

[apothanasia.livejournal.com]

bring on the ashtray

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Hypatia why do you grow this stuff
what possible purpose could this serve
I feel like you are just breeding weird plants to fuck with everyone on your station



oh wait
that's probably a correct assumption to make

[shipper]

Yes good, more fodder for the shipping wall.

Nepeta is going to be absolutely horrified when this happens to her. NOT AS PLANNED.

[ms_pepperpotts]

It's okay Nepeta, Ratchet will rescue you.

[hisoldgirl]

This is going to be glorious.

[ms_pepperpotts]

...I am horrid and wonder how a TARDIS and a robot would even kiss...

[fistbump2verify.livejournal.com]

oh, and she just got here

WHO ARE YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING

OH MY GOD YOU KISSED ME

YOU DID NOT HAVE THE PROPER PAPERWORK DONE TO DO THAT, OH MY GOD

...WAIT

I DIDN'T HAVE THE PROPER PAPERWORK FOR THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cloverdaleboy.livejournal.com]

All this cold weather is triggering it's breeding cycle

So event end is whenever Christmas is over, basically?

[whatvr-it-takes.livejournal.com]

QUESTION: is it just in the decorations in the Residential Zones, or is it out int eh Garden Zones, too?