SINGMAS: event update!

[singularitymods.livejournal.com]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...

Better stock up on chapstick, because all that mistletoe being given out in those decorating kits and being strung up in the streets? Isn't really mistletoe. While visually identical, it's actually a sentient fungiform lifeform. All this cold weather is triggering it's breeding cycle, and that'll be rubbing off on anyone who gets too close.

Characters within a few feet of the 'kisseltoe' will find themselves compelled to kiss the nearest person. If said person is also under the kisseltoe, you might be stuck there for a bit. The effects will wear off within five minutes or after retreating to a safe distance of at least five feet. As the mind-controlling effects are spread by spores, it's also suggested you hose yourself off ASAP if you want to avoid another round of makeouts.

The kisseltoe can affect both organic and inorganic lifeforms, so watch out!

Comments

[roseintheshade.livejournal.com]

Will Hypatia be mad if I burn all of her stupid mistletOH WAIT I DON'T CARE >:I

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Oh.
Well then
No hilariously awkward shenanigans for you then

P.S.: How up are you for them journeying to the center of the earth to Asphodel to kill something huge for Rose.

[roseintheshade.livejournal.com]

Oh.
Well maybe I can keep a little bit around without burning it.
You know. For science.

P.S. Yes.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Yes
Science
Kissing is a legit scientific field
anyone who says otherwise is a liar

P.S.: Yessssssss