SINGMAS: event update!

[singularitymods.livejournal.com]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...

Better stock up on chapstick, because all that mistletoe being given out in those decorating kits and being strung up in the streets? Isn't really mistletoe. While visually identical, it's actually a sentient fungiform lifeform. All this cold weather is triggering it's breeding cycle, and that'll be rubbing off on anyone who gets too close.

Characters within a few feet of the 'kisseltoe' will find themselves compelled to kiss the nearest person. If said person is also under the kisseltoe, you might be stuck there for a bit. The effects will wear off within five minutes or after retreating to a safe distance of at least five feet. As the mind-controlling effects are spread by spores, it's also suggested you hose yourself off ASAP if you want to avoid another round of makeouts.

The kisseltoe can affect both organic and inorganic lifeforms, so watch out!

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

This on a station with an assload of already-hormonal teenagers

What did you do

WHAT DID YOU DO?

[ascens.livejournal.com]

Broke everything in the best way possible?

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

....................................................

i must not throw bro at vriskYESIMUST

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I hope you still think that when everyone is ~EARTH HUMAN TEEN PREGNANT!~

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOO?!

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

hahaha fuck

the station is doomed

[featheryasshole]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

WELP.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

COME ON VRISKA YOU'RE THE MAKEOUT QUEEN

YOU GOT THIS

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

davesprite you don't even need the kisseltoe B|

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

THERE IS A SUCH THING AS TOO MANY MAKEO- wait no there isn't, carry on

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

pregnancy

[featheryasshole]

well yes but

stop with your making sense

[destinist.livejournal.com]

atta girl

Any excuse to use this icon is a good excuse.

[brbvirmire]

Warning: Chellbot kisses are kind of cold and generally inept.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

neverrrrr B3

[rebuildscience]

hi karkat!

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

OH BOY THIS KIND OF THING ISN'T SOMETHING MAX IS FAMILIAR WITH OR ANYTHING

[basileusphobe.livejournal.com]

Who wants awkward kissing with a Khajiit?

[roseintheshade.livejournal.com]

Will Hypatia be mad if I burn all of her stupid mistletOH WAIT I DON'T CARE >:I

[fuckinghubble]

Kissu kissu!

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Well, this is quite the welcome xD

[circuitry]

*DOUBL3 P1STOLS 4ND 4 W1NK*

[gofortheoptics]

Tali is going to visorsmash people by accident and then feel horribly embarrassed about it later.

IN other words: I am excite.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

sollux's mun has been telling me that something needs to happen with feferi and aradia to give him the most confused feelings ever JUST SAYIN'............