SINGMAS: event update!

[singularitymods.livejournal.com]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...

Better stock up on chapstick, because all that mistletoe being given out in those decorating kits and being strung up in the streets? Isn't really mistletoe. While visually identical, it's actually a sentient fungiform lifeform. All this cold weather is triggering it's breeding cycle, and that'll be rubbing off on anyone who gets too close.

Characters within a few feet of the 'kisseltoe' will find themselves compelled to kiss the nearest person. If said person is also under the kisseltoe, you might be stuck there for a bit. The effects will wear off within five minutes or after retreating to a safe distance of at least five feet. As the mind-controlling effects are spread by spores, it's also suggested you hose yourself off ASAP if you want to avoid another round of makeouts.

The kisseltoe can affect both organic and inorganic lifeforms, so watch out!

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

This on a station with an assload of already-hormonal teenagers

What did you do

WHAT DID YOU DO?

[ascens.livejournal.com]

Broke everything in the best way possible?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I hope you still think that when everyone is ~EARTH HUMAN TEEN PREGNANT!~

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

....................................................

i must not throw bro at vriskYESIMUST

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOO?!

[destinist.livejournal.com]

COME ON VRISKA YOU'RE THE MAKEOUT QUEEN

YOU GOT THIS

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

THERE IS A SUCH THING AS TOO MANY MAKEO- wait no there isn't, carry on

[destinist.livejournal.com]

atta girl

[circuitry]

*DOUBL3 P1STOLS 4ND 4 W1NK*

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

WHY IS LIFE ENTIRELY COMPRISED OF MAKEOUTS NOW?

[circuitry]

> implying life wasn't already comprised of makeouts

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU SEE, THIS IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE

 

 

 

 

yeah no I got nothing