Bored Thief is Bored.

[heygotaminute]

So! Kasumi has been doing pretty much nothing on the station, since I've been kinda stuck with her. but I want to get her out there, and I have an idea!

Basically she's bored, and she's a thief that can turn invisible, and there are very powerful people on the station who have stuff. Kasumi is going to make sure she doesn't get rusty by attempting to pilfer some of said stuff.

She'll probably give it back.

She's in it for the challenge, so the harder to get to the better. Spartans, magic people, programs who never sleep, children who can travel through time. ANYTHING.

Would anyone be interested in having her pilfer from them? Or, perhaps get noticed pilfering and have daring escapes?

On a related note, beyond thieving, does anyone want CR with Kasumi because seriously, I need to get her out there.

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[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

BRB GAIZ, semi-hiatus time.

Till like the 29th I think? I'll be around and all, it's just my mom/brother are in town and I haven't seen them in a year+, and I'm gonna try and get ahead in some school work.

Please please please bother me for tags if I owe you something. When LJ was down I was like ??? /loads a page, deletes tag from inbox, and then the page wouldn't load and I know I lost some somewhere.

SO YEAH.

/slides off.

oh hello again ☻ﮞ☻

[gottakilldaves]

YEP IT'S ME AGAIN hello I am Lavvy I used to play Homestuck's Jack Noir and today I am bringing you all Homestuck's Jack Noir. Again. But slightly different.

And by slightly I mean a lot.

So for those of you who don't want to read that ridiculous app of mine I'll give you the basic rundown of WHO IS THIS DUDE AND WHAT IS WITH THIS STUPID AU???
- He's human! wow like that wasn't obvious
- He's still the biggest stab-happy asshole ever. Nothing can ever change this. The only difference is now he can stab or shoot you depending on his mood and how much he hates you.
- He has a roboarm/eyescar a la Spades Slick, except his eye also happens to be a fake roboeye for the sole reason of it being incredibly awesome. At least eight times more awesome, I'm sure.
- Sburb never happened. Sylladexes aren't even a thing. Also, people with horns? They're totally psycho murders in his world. Also children. Also they have pink hair sometimes. If you have horns or pink hair he'll probably shoot you.
- He doesn't have any cool superpowers like the Queen's Ring but he's pretty much the most badass normal ever. More effective than entire squads of specially trained military soldiers against superpowered deathchildren despite living on a beach kind of badass. Sometimes, he jumps out of windows just because he can.
- HEY ALL YOU DAVES, GUESS WHAT? He hates you. You're probably going to get shot at or at least stabbed a little if you ever run into him.
- Despite still being a colossal douchewaffle he is actually on good terms with Karkat and Jade. All Jades get out of stabs free. Karkat gets them instead. It is a perfect balance.
- This whole AU is a blatant ripoff of Elfen Lied so you should just go read that.

and i could probably ramble on forever but jeez this is long enough already 8I

SO UH YEAH. HI AGAIN EVERYONE??

also i have a plurk now so i guess you can all add me if you want :Ua aaaaaand my AIM is still blueflewqueen so pester away!

Dave: Retrieve arms from back

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Hey Singularity! My name's Zae(chel), and this duder is my first character in the game. He might look a little familiar. Probably because yes, this is yet another Dave. This one hails from the same alternate universe as human!Jack down there.

TO SUM UP (hi lavvy gankin your idea)

• No Sburb! What a relief, right? Nothing to worry about in this universe. Except the genocidal mutant kids popping up everywhere oh shit. 
• Speaking of, that's what Dave is. The horns and pink hair aren't just fashion statements, he's a type of mutated human that scientists back home call Invimanus. 
• He's swapped out the timey-wimey dealio for 4 1.3 meter long extra arms. They come out of his back and can basically rip through almost anything and anyone. Back in his homeworld they're invisible to 90% of the populace but here it's a free-for-all, since there's so many nonhumans/gifted humans/what have yous. They look like this.
• He is kind of (read: very) bitter about spending the last year in a huge secret experimental facility. It hasn't made the whole 'genocidal urge' thing go away.
• About that. It's pretty much programmed into his DNA and even manifests as a literal voice in his head. You may or may not catch him arguing with it. Aloud. Without really realizing. It leads to awkward all around.
• JOHNS/JADES/ROSES you are still his pesterchum bffs, he just never got to meet you irl 8C what with the whole SWAT team descending on his ass and stuff.
• He's gonna be stumbling around drunkenly in a helmet and shredded straitjacket 'til he gets his bearings. TOTAL TRENDSETTER.

AAAND this is getting a little ridiculous. The app's in my journal if you want to know more, and if you want to contact me directly for ramblage/shootin the shit in general, my AIM is flyingmahkite and I have a plurk too. ALSO here is my HMD and TEXT PERMISSIONS.

I think that covers all the basics. So glad to be here, y'all are awesome, LET'S GET INTO SOME CRAZY SHENANIGANS.