oh hello again ☻ﮞ☻

[gottakilldaves]

YEP IT'S ME AGAIN hello I am Lavvy I used to play Homestuck's Jack Noir and today I am bringing you all Homestuck's Jack Noir. Again. But slightly different.

And by slightly I mean a lot.

So for those of you who don't want to read that ridiculous app of mine I'll give you the basic rundown of WHO IS THIS DUDE AND WHAT IS WITH THIS STUPID AU???
- He's human! wow like that wasn't obvious
- He's still the biggest stab-happy asshole ever. Nothing can ever change this. The only difference is now he can stab or shoot you depending on his mood and how much he hates you.
- He has a roboarm/eyescar a la Spades Slick, except his eye also happens to be a fake roboeye for the sole reason of it being incredibly awesome. At least eight times more awesome, I'm sure.
- Sburb never happened. Sylladexes aren't even a thing. Also, people with horns? They're totally psycho murders in his world. Also children. Also they have pink hair sometimes. If you have horns or pink hair he'll probably shoot you.
- He doesn't have any cool superpowers like the Queen's Ring but he's pretty much the most badass normal ever. More effective than entire squads of specially trained military soldiers against superpowered deathchildren despite living on a beach kind of badass. Sometimes, he jumps out of windows just because he can.
- HEY ALL YOU DAVES, GUESS WHAT? He hates you. You're probably going to get shot at or at least stabbed a little if you ever run into him.
- Despite still being a colossal douchewaffle he is actually on good terms with Karkat and Jade. All Jades get out of stabs free. Karkat gets them instead. It is a perfect balance.
- This whole AU is a blatant ripoff of Elfen Lied so you should just go read that.

and i could probably ramble on forever but jeez this is long enough already 8I

SO UH YEAH. HI AGAIN EVERYONE??

also i have a plurk now so i guess you can all add me if you want :Ua aaaaaand my AIM is still blueflewqueen so pester away!

Comments

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU

AGAIN

>O

[gottakilldaves]

OH

HELLO

>O



yeah so how long until jack ends up in another epic showdown with bro
and how badly will he lose

PLACE YOUR BETS NOW

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

that will be kind of hilarious tbh

jack goes in expecting bro to be a normal human (?) like in his own timeline

bro is all NOPE.AVI


VENGEANCE AT LAST

[gottakilldaves]

TO BE FAIR he could probably hold his own against bro just from his sheer retarded determination and the ridiculous number of weapons hidden on his person but. he can't cut meteors in half. There's pretty much no way Jack can defeat bro B'(

BUT HE WILL TRY ANYWAY

and be mad about superpowered bros what the hell thats no fair

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

HI AGAIN LAVVY

don't leave us again
everrrr ;_;

Anyway, in case you don't remember - Kari here, and I play canon Dave. NICE TO HAVE YOU AGAIN :B please don't shoot me with heavy balls

[gottakilldaves]

dsfgdfkjksf that icon why skdjfh

0k i wont :I <3

SO BY THE WAY HOW WOULD DAVE FEEL ABOUT GETTING SHOT AT OUT OF NOWHERE

Y'KNOW JUST WONDERING.

honk.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

UH I WOULD IMAGINE HE MIGHT BE MODERATELY CONFUSED.

BY THE SUDDEN APPEARANCE OF LEAD IN HIS SIDE.

AND BY THAT I MEAN "YOU ASSHOLE YOU JUST SHOT ME"

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

OH HEY ALSO ADDED YOU ON PLURK. I'm karijou / "Flutterskull," lmfao.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

STAY AWAY FROM CANONDAVE, FUCKASS

ONLY I GET TO DO BAD THINGS TO HIM

ME

Akjd;lkjs;lkj WELCOME BACK! :D

[gottakilldaves]

NO FUCK YOU IM STEALING YOUR KISMESIS

IM GOING TO BLOW HIM AWAY WITH MY OVERWHELMING HATE

BITCHES CANT COMPETE

aaaaaaaaaa glad to be back :>>>>

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FAIRYSPARKLE AT YOU SO HARD HOLY FUCK

A;lkj;slkdj;lkjhnnnngh SO EXCITE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. <3

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

holy wow
talking about doing bad things to dave in public

pretty sketch
its all im saying

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I

 

 

 

 

Shut up.

Your FACE is pretty sketchy.

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

HEY

HEY

DERPY WINDY GUY HERE

STOP MESSING WITH DAVE. WHY YOU SHOOTING HIS BFF

[gottakilldaves]

BECAUSE

I DO

WJAYHT

I

WANT

hi mon hi

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

hiii lavvy hiiii

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT JOHN IS IN THIS AU YOU GUYS MADE BUT IT'S PROBABLY TERRIBLE AND JACK WILL PROBABLY SHOOT HIM

AND THEN RAGE BECAUSE JOHN'S AN IMMORTAL WITH SUPER WIND POWERS WHOOPS THANK YOUR OTHER SELF DUDE

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

LAVVY DO I KNOW YOU

C: and yay get out of stabs free card.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

also please stop killing daves

[gottakilldaves]

NO MAN-D GET OUT OF MY LIFE B[

jade try to auspistice jack/all the daves
you're the only one who can

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

fakjsijfijaskdjfd.

WELCOME BACK BABE. B)

[gottakilldaves]

GLAD TO BE BACK B)))

don't worry eridan you'll get your share of humiliation and stabs im sure <3

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

B))))) YEAHHH


oh.

well. :'|

I MEAN WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE THAT NOW.....

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Oh boy just what I need in my life more Jack (and more stabs)!!! ♥

[gottakilldaves]

you can never have too much Jack B)b you can probably have too many stabs though since im pretty sure you would die if you had infinite stabs

Also, he will probs end up needing a mechanic someday for that roboarm of his B|a

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Indeed you cannot! Uh but yeah... pretty sure stabs times infinity equals death...

WELP I JUST SO HAPPEN TO PLAY TWO MECHANICS! This guy here and also another one.

Whose name is uh.

Jack.

:D