Free Murder. Any Volunteers?

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Hey beautiful people of Singularity,

Here's a double whammy of a post. I'm introing a talking Disney lion with opposable finger joints from the Lion King -- but not the good first movie.  Zira here is from the rather mediocre spin off film: The Lion King II, where she's all sorts of crazy and evil. You can never have enough villains right?

Some info:

• She hates figures of authority and has got a bad case of megalomania.
• She's got a physical hologram (see icons) that doesn't wear any clothes (yet?).
• She can use tools and fire but dislikes people and guns on principle.
• She wants to kill and eat everyone. And if you aren't eatable/killable she'd just like to destroy you a little bit.
• She can't read. So don't send her text messages. Or do and be ignored orz.
• She's prone to bouts of crazy and loves sadism.
• She's a lion that claws up boulders.
• This

Now for the other purpose of this post. I've been thinking of doing a Jack-the-Ripper style plot on a very small scale. We could all use some mystery, intrigue and paranoia in our streets right? Zira's looking to let people know she owns this station. That means corpses in the roads and public property becoming big scratching posts.

Can I get a few more volunteers to play the roles of carcasses? Murder will be spread out over a few weeks and she'll be defacing the station in between then.

Tl;DR: Zira wants to maim, maul, torture and kill you - and not necessarily in that order. Any volunteers? Hand-waving is fine! :D

Comments

[norironbars.livejournal.com]

Kait might not be a very easy target for murder - she has a gun and telekinesis, which might have an advantage over claws and teeth because of range alone - Zira is welcome to try, but I'm not sure how it would work out?


Kait's... Kait, though, so she probably would want be investigating if Zira were mauling people, if that's alright. (And interrogating random passersby and maybe engaging in police brutality, and all. *facepalm*)

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

That's sort of EXACTLY what I hoped would happen. :D

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

I mean, she's a lion and she doesn't use any privacy settings on the network, but at the same time, hahah she's a lion.

I just need more victims first.

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

I don't think Zira could take Kait. Unless she doesn't spend time listening to animal brains, in which case, how cool would it be for Kait to come across her own corpse?

[norironbars.livejournal.com]

She actually has her telepathy cut way down here - although she's also even more paranoid than usual to compensate, and is probably sleeping in the rafters or some ridiculous thing.

It's the telekinesis I'm largely worried about - because, I mean, canonically they have impenetrable shields and shred people in seconds. And while Kait can't do that, here, she probably could immobilize Zira and do some unpleasant damage, if they came into physical contact without instant Kait-death.

So it's moderately plausible, but would be a little tricky.

... *laughing* It would be pretty cool, though, admittedly.

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Haha yeah. The Freakangels and their god-powers do make mauling a wee bit difficult.

But if you really liked the idea, I'm down with plotting something up with you to try and get around that? Y|N ?

Otherwise, DETECTIVE AWAY MISS COP.

[shipper]

...I just realized that Zira's kills are going to look incredibly similar to the way Nep hunts. H-HEY GUYS YOU REMEMBER I'M A GOOD GUY RIGHT? RIGHT?

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Hahaha Yeah, I thought of that too. People here know Nep and Red and her mate all kind of hunt like that. I thought it would fun to point fingers.

:3

[shipper]

Oh god riling up all these angry predators. BEST IDEA.

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Hey. If things go one way or another, other people might be getting angry at these angry predators first.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Nep AND Pounce...

Uh oh.

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

>:3

Zira is prepared to do all of the finger pointing.

[shipper]

Fffffuuuuuu-

If the words Pounce and feral enter the same sentence Nepeta is not responsible for her actions.

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

You're not helping your case, Kiddo. ~<3

[shipper]

Trolls find that pretty much every problem can be solved through violence. IT'S NOT HER FAULT, THIS IS A SPECIES TRAIT OK.

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Hey, Zira's got no beef with that. It's like her personal ideology after all. All her problems can be solved with some good old fashioned maulings. And when that doesn't work: it's revenge time! (Which really means we just ramp up the savagery.)

[circuitry]

Terezi here is a wanna-be legislacerator, a weird cross between a bounty-hunter, a lawyer, a detective, and some other stuff who even knows man.

OH GOD CAN I INVESTIGATE THE MURDERS?

CAN I BLAME THEM ALL ON VRISKA?

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Why hasn't Terezi met up with the Grand Councilwoman for snacks, drinks and some policy making then?

YES PLEASE THAT SHOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN. ALL THE FINGER POINTING IN THE WORLD SHOULD HAPPEN DO IT DO IT DO IT!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

sdlhlkjh OH MY GOD

If Terezi investigates and, say, asks Vriska if she's killed anyone on the station except for Eridan she is going to reek of guilt oh my god djkhkdljh BECAUSE THE THING WITH DAVESPRITE NEVER WENT PUBLIC.

Inb4 Terezi tries to ~orchestrate the demise of the wicked~ and Vriska doesn't die because it isn't a heroic/justified death
Just kind of
swings around from a noose until someone finds her and cuts her down adsalkj;lkjfgh

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Sounds like this should be a date to put on the calendars! Zira will come and watch the hanging just for lulz.

But wonders why someone doesn't just break her neck the lion way: with their face.

[circuitry]

>:]

>8]

oh god I can't think of any justification for why she'd immediately think of Vriska first, though
I mean, most of the reason why she's on her current justice spree in canon now is because she knows who murdered Tavros and has been twisting all the other deaths to fit that one fact

...can I say that the wounds looked (smelled, whatever) like a dice result Vriska had once rolled back in their FLARPing days?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

YOU MOST CERTAINLY CAN. If rampaging musclebeasts are a possible roll, I don't see why something more slashy and clawy wouldn't be! PLUS djkshdlkj oh god her last network post was all about how she got cheated out of her aaaawesome ass-kicking fight with Jack and she's all filled with aggression and OH MAN WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO UNLEASH THIS PENT-UP THRESHRAGE SOMEWHERE???

s-sob

Why is this the best thing

Why

[i_like_your]

Someone is going to find this interesting, the more public it gets...

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Stay tuned then! :D

I hope I can make this fly. It's bound to go public eventually.

What's TX's angle?

[i_like_your]

The T-X enjoys anything which can be exploited to maximum destructive effect. >:D

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Zira might just get a lady crush. Or you know, raging hatred of jealousy. But that's how she shows her love~.

[i_like_your]

Their love would be so angry explosive.

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Nothing could hold these ladies back. Or from each other.

[i_like_your]

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

For a lion, Zira has shown a particular fancy for fire. I think these two will get along splendidly. Like a house in flames.

[i_like_your]

Their's shall be a song... An eighties song, complete with the most fabulous of hair and sunglasses.

And it shall be I M M O R T A L !

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Shoulder pads for everyone! It's a good thing Zira doesn't believe in clothing.

[i_like_your]

There is a reason why the T-X wears red leather.

Actually, there isn't...

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

I've always thought it brought out her plasma canon eyes.

You mean she isn't parading around in the skin of her first victim? Colour Zira disappoint.

[i_like_your]

You know, it has always been a mystery why she still had to time travel in the nude... There's a theory they are put in something like that, for that specific purpose. >:D

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

/swoon

[i_like_your]