Free Murder. Any Volunteers?

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Hey beautiful people of Singularity,

Here's a double whammy of a post. I'm introing a talking Disney lion with opposable finger joints from the Lion King -- but not the good first movie.  Zira here is from the rather mediocre spin off film: The Lion King II, where she's all sorts of crazy and evil. You can never have enough villains right?

Some info:

• She hates figures of authority and has got a bad case of megalomania.
• She's got a physical hologram (see icons) that doesn't wear any clothes (yet?).
• She can use tools and fire but dislikes people and guns on principle.
• She wants to kill and eat everyone. And if you aren't eatable/killable she'd just like to destroy you a little bit.
• She can't read. So don't send her text messages. Or do and be ignored orz.
• She's prone to bouts of crazy and loves sadism.
• She's a lion that claws up boulders.
• This

Now for the other purpose of this post. I've been thinking of doing a Jack-the-Ripper style plot on a very small scale. We could all use some mystery, intrigue and paranoia in our streets right? Zira's looking to let people know she owns this station. That means corpses in the roads and public property becoming big scratching posts.

Can I get a few more volunteers to play the roles of carcasses? Murder will be spread out over a few weeks and she'll be defacing the station in between then.

Tl;DR: Zira wants to maim, maul, torture and kill you - and not necessarily in that order. Any volunteers? Hand-waving is fine! :D

Comments

[circuitry]

Terezi here is a wanna-be legislacerator, a weird cross between a bounty-hunter, a lawyer, a detective, and some other stuff who even knows man.

OH GOD CAN I INVESTIGATE THE MURDERS?

CAN I BLAME THEM ALL ON VRISKA?

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Why hasn't Terezi met up with the Grand Councilwoman for snacks, drinks and some policy making then?

YES PLEASE THAT SHOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN. ALL THE FINGER POINTING IN THE WORLD SHOULD HAPPEN DO IT DO IT DO IT!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

sdlhlkjh OH MY GOD

If Terezi investigates and, say, asks Vriska if she's killed anyone on the station except for Eridan she is going to reek of guilt oh my god djkhkdljh BECAUSE THE THING WITH DAVESPRITE NEVER WENT PUBLIC.

Inb4 Terezi tries to ~orchestrate the demise of the wicked~ and Vriska doesn't die because it isn't a heroic/justified death
Just kind of
swings around from a noose until someone finds her and cuts her down adsalkj;lkjfgh

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Sounds like this should be a date to put on the calendars! Zira will come and watch the hanging just for lulz.

But wonders why someone doesn't just break her neck the lion way: with their face.

[circuitry]

>:]

>8]

oh god I can't think of any justification for why she'd immediately think of Vriska first, though
I mean, most of the reason why she's on her current justice spree in canon now is because she knows who murdered Tavros and has been twisting all the other deaths to fit that one fact

...can I say that the wounds looked (smelled, whatever) like a dice result Vriska had once rolled back in their FLARPing days?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

YOU MOST CERTAINLY CAN. If rampaging musclebeasts are a possible roll, I don't see why something more slashy and clawy wouldn't be! PLUS djkshdlkj oh god her last network post was all about how she got cheated out of her aaaawesome ass-kicking fight with Jack and she's all filled with aggression and OH MAN WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO UNLEASH THIS PENT-UP THRESHRAGE SOMEWHERE???

s-sob

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