Free Murder. Any Volunteers?

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Hey beautiful people of Singularity,

Here's a double whammy of a post. I'm introing a talking Disney lion with opposable finger joints from the Lion King -- but not the good first movie.  Zira here is from the rather mediocre spin off film: The Lion King II, where she's all sorts of crazy and evil. You can never have enough villains right?

Some info:

• She hates figures of authority and has got a bad case of megalomania.
• She's got a physical hologram (see icons) that doesn't wear any clothes (yet?).
• She can use tools and fire but dislikes people and guns on principle.
• She wants to kill and eat everyone. And if you aren't eatable/killable she'd just like to destroy you a little bit.
• She can't read. So don't send her text messages. Or do and be ignored orz.
• She's prone to bouts of crazy and loves sadism.
• She's a lion that claws up boulders.
• This

Now for the other purpose of this post. I've been thinking of doing a Jack-the-Ripper style plot on a very small scale. We could all use some mystery, intrigue and paranoia in our streets right? Zira's looking to let people know she owns this station. That means corpses in the roads and public property becoming big scratching posts.

Can I get a few more volunteers to play the roles of carcasses? Murder will be spread out over a few weeks and she'll be defacing the station in between then.

Tl;DR: Zira wants to maim, maul, torture and kill you - and not necessarily in that order. Any volunteers? Hand-waving is fine! :D

Comments

[norironbars.livejournal.com]

Kait might not be a very easy target for murder - she has a gun and telekinesis, which might have an advantage over claws and teeth because of range alone - Zira is welcome to try, but I'm not sure how it would work out?


Kait's... Kait, though, so she probably would want be investigating if Zira were mauling people, if that's alright. (And interrogating random passersby and maybe engaging in police brutality, and all. *facepalm*)

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

That's sort of EXACTLY what I hoped would happen. :D

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

I mean, she's a lion and she doesn't use any privacy settings on the network, but at the same time, hahah she's a lion.

I just need more victims first.

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

I don't think Zira could take Kait. Unless she doesn't spend time listening to animal brains, in which case, how cool would it be for Kait to come across her own corpse?

[norironbars.livejournal.com]

She actually has her telepathy cut way down here - although she's also even more paranoid than usual to compensate, and is probably sleeping in the rafters or some ridiculous thing.

It's the telekinesis I'm largely worried about - because, I mean, canonically they have impenetrable shields and shred people in seconds. And while Kait can't do that, here, she probably could immobilize Zira and do some unpleasant damage, if they came into physical contact without instant Kait-death.

So it's moderately plausible, but would be a little tricky.

... *laughing* It would be pretty cool, though, admittedly.

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Haha yeah. The Freakangels and their god-powers do make mauling a wee bit difficult.

But if you really liked the idea, I'm down with plotting something up with you to try and get around that? Y|N ?

Otherwise, DETECTIVE AWAY MISS COP.