Free Murder. Any Volunteers?

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Hey beautiful people of Singularity,

Here's a double whammy of a post. I'm introing a talking Disney lion with opposable finger joints from the Lion King -- but not the good first movie.  Zira here is from the rather mediocre spin off film: The Lion King II, where she's all sorts of crazy and evil. You can never have enough villains right?

Some info:

• She hates figures of authority and has got a bad case of megalomania.
• She's got a physical hologram (see icons) that doesn't wear any clothes (yet?).
• She can use tools and fire but dislikes people and guns on principle.
• She wants to kill and eat everyone. And if you aren't eatable/killable she'd just like to destroy you a little bit.
• She can't read. So don't send her text messages. Or do and be ignored orz.
• She's prone to bouts of crazy and loves sadism.
• She's a lion that claws up boulders.
• This

Now for the other purpose of this post. I've been thinking of doing a Jack-the-Ripper style plot on a very small scale. We could all use some mystery, intrigue and paranoia in our streets right? Zira's looking to let people know she owns this station. That means corpses in the roads and public property becoming big scratching posts.

Can I get a few more volunteers to play the roles of carcasses? Murder will be spread out over a few weeks and she'll be defacing the station in between then.

Tl;DR: Zira wants to maim, maul, torture and kill you - and not necessarily in that order. Any volunteers? Hand-waving is fine! :D

Comments

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Haha yeah. The Freakangels and their god-powers do make mauling a wee bit difficult.

But if you really liked the idea, I'm down with plotting something up with you to try and get around that? Y|N ?

Otherwise, DETECTIVE AWAY MISS COP.