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singularityooc2011-04-15 06:21 pm
gottakilldaves) wrote in singularityooc2011-04-15 06:21 pm
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oh hello again ☻ﮞ☻
YEP IT'S ME AGAIN hello I am Lavvy I used to play Homestuck's Jack Noir and today I am bringing you all Homestuck's Jack Noir. Again. But slightly different.
And by slightly I mean a lot.
So for those of you who don't want to read that ridiculous app of mine I'll give you the basic rundown of WHO IS THIS DUDE AND WHAT IS WITH THIS STUPID AU???
- He's human! wow like that wasn't obvious
- He's still the biggest stab-happy asshole ever. Nothing can ever change this. The only difference is now he can stab or shoot you depending on his mood and how much he hates you.
- He has a roboarm/eyescar a la Spades Slick, except his eye also happens to be a fake roboeye for the sole reason of it being incredibly awesome. At least eight times more awesome, I'm sure.
- Sburb never happened. Sylladexes aren't even a thing. Also, people with horns? They're totally psycho murders in his world. Also children. Also they have pink hair sometimes. If you have horns or pink hair he'll probably shoot you.
- He doesn't have any cool superpowers like the Queen's Ring but he's pretty much the most badass normal ever. More effective than entire squads of specially trained military soldiers against superpowered deathchildren despite living on a beach kind of badass. Sometimes, he jumps out of windows just because he can.
- HEY ALL YOU DAVES, GUESS WHAT? He hates you. You're probably going to get shot at or at least stabbed a little if you ever run into him.
- Despite still being a colossal douchewaffle he is actually on good terms with Karkat and Jade. All Jades get out of stabs free. Karkat gets them instead. It is a perfect balance.
- This whole AU is a blatant ripoff of Elfen Lied so you should just go read that.
and i could probably ramble on forever but jeez this is long enough already 8I
SO UH YEAH. HI AGAIN EVERYONE??
also i have a plurk now so i guess you can all add me if you want :Ua aaaaaand my AIM is still blueflewqueen so pester away!
And by slightly I mean a lot.
So for those of you who don't want to read that ridiculous app of mine I'll give you the basic rundown of WHO IS THIS DUDE AND WHAT IS WITH THIS STUPID AU???
- He's human! wow like that wasn't obvious
- He's still the biggest stab-happy asshole ever. Nothing can ever change this. The only difference is now he can stab or shoot you depending on his mood and how much he hates you.
- He has a roboarm/eyescar a la Spades Slick, except his eye also happens to be a fake roboeye for the sole reason of it being incredibly awesome. At least eight times more awesome, I'm sure.
- Sburb never happened. Sylladexes aren't even a thing. Also, people with horns? They're totally psycho murders in his world. Also children. Also they have pink hair sometimes. If you have horns or pink hair he'll probably shoot you.
- He doesn't have any cool superpowers like the Queen's Ring but he's pretty much the most badass normal ever. More effective than entire squads of specially trained military soldiers against superpowered deathchildren despite living on a beach kind of badass. Sometimes, he jumps out of windows just because he can.
- HEY ALL YOU DAVES, GUESS WHAT? He hates you. You're probably going to get shot at or at least stabbed a little if you ever run into him.
- Despite still being a colossal douchewaffle he is actually on good terms with Karkat and Jade. All Jades get out of stabs free. Karkat gets them instead. It is a perfect balance.
- This whole AU is a blatant ripoff of Elfen Lied so you should just go read that.
and i could probably ramble on forever but jeez this is long enough already 8I
SO UH YEAH. HI AGAIN EVERYONE??
also i have a plurk now so i guess you can all add me if you want :Ua aaaaaand my AIM is still blueflewqueen so pester away!
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ONLY I GET TO DO BAD THINGS TO HIM
ME
Akjd;lkjs;lkj WELCOME BACK! :D
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IM GOING TO BLOW HIM AWAY WITH MY OVERWHELMING HATE
BITCHES CANT COMPETE
aaaaaaaaaa glad to be back :>>>>
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A;lkj;slkdj;lkjhnnnngh SO EXCITE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. <3
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or you're gonna be....................
out like a light
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...
Oh my fucking god what was that even
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you know like. matches. fire. lighting things.
/sob i suck at puns this is why i can only play jack
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...burned out on the puns. Not so hot now, huh?
8888)
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talking about doing bad things to dave in public
pretty sketch
its all im saying
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Shut up.
Your FACE is pretty sketchy.
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[dave's bucket is full of condoms]
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i am just interested in making sure everyone is protected okay
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this is a message from your local sex ed teacher bro strider
because you never know
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what am i doing
well good because youre too young for that anyway
but the more you know
something terrible and beautiful at the same time
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okay
do you want to get an std
and have both your dicks fall off
DO YOU
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hey
keep your filthy bucketlogs out of my intro B[
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B|a
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