oh hello again ☻ﮞ☻

[gottakilldaves]

YEP IT'S ME AGAIN hello I am Lavvy I used to play Homestuck's Jack Noir and today I am bringing you all Homestuck's Jack Noir. Again. But slightly different.

And by slightly I mean a lot.

So for those of you who don't want to read that ridiculous app of mine I'll give you the basic rundown of WHO IS THIS DUDE AND WHAT IS WITH THIS STUPID AU???
- He's human! wow like that wasn't obvious
- He's still the biggest stab-happy asshole ever. Nothing can ever change this. The only difference is now he can stab or shoot you depending on his mood and how much he hates you.
- He has a roboarm/eyescar a la Spades Slick, except his eye also happens to be a fake roboeye for the sole reason of it being incredibly awesome. At least eight times more awesome, I'm sure.
- Sburb never happened. Sylladexes aren't even a thing. Also, people with horns? They're totally psycho murders in his world. Also children. Also they have pink hair sometimes. If you have horns or pink hair he'll probably shoot you.
- He doesn't have any cool superpowers like the Queen's Ring but he's pretty much the most badass normal ever. More effective than entire squads of specially trained military soldiers against superpowered deathchildren despite living on a beach kind of badass. Sometimes, he jumps out of windows just because he can.
- HEY ALL YOU DAVES, GUESS WHAT? He hates you. You're probably going to get shot at or at least stabbed a little if you ever run into him.
- Despite still being a colossal douchewaffle he is actually on good terms with Karkat and Jade. All Jades get out of stabs free. Karkat gets them instead. It is a perfect balance.
- This whole AU is a blatant ripoff of Elfen Lied so you should just go read that.

and i could probably ramble on forever but jeez this is long enough already 8I

SO UH YEAH. HI AGAIN EVERYONE??

also i have a plurk now so i guess you can all add me if you want :Ua aaaaaand my AIM is still blueflewqueen so pester away!

Comments

[gottakilldaves]

/touches

OH COME ON
NOT EVEN A LITTLE STABBING
EVEN IF ITS SELF DEFENCE
NO FUCKING FAIR

what about people who are mean to you can i at least kill them :|a

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

/iyaaaaan

YOU MAY STAB ONLY STUFFED ANIMALS
I have a Duttle that you may practice on '^'

no
you may
uh
give them a stern talking to?

[gottakilldaves]

only if I can make them see my point

or should I say

shoa them my point









or should I say

I'm going to fucking stab them with my knife

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

As long as she doesn't find out you're fighting Karkat her bullies for her, do what you want. :V

If she does, she will hit you with the newspaper
I promise you

[gottakilldaves]

BC

is it really so wrong for a guy to want to stab people
i mean he could let them live
for awhile

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

B(

NO VIOLENCE

jack i am a very nonviolent person!!!!