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Jack Noir ♠ (AU) ([personal profile] gottakilldaves) wrote in [community profile] singularityooc2011-04-15 06:21 pm
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oh hello again ☻ﮞ☻

YEP IT'S ME AGAIN hello I am Lavvy I used to play Homestuck's Jack Noir and today I am bringing you all Homestuck's Jack Noir. Again. But slightly different.

And by slightly I mean a lot.

So for those of you who don't want to read that ridiculous app of mine I'll give you the basic rundown of WHO IS THIS DUDE AND WHAT IS WITH THIS STUPID AU???
- He's human! wow like that wasn't obvious
- He's still the biggest stab-happy asshole ever. Nothing can ever change this. The only difference is now he can stab or shoot you depending on his mood and how much he hates you.
- He has a roboarm/eyescar a la Spades Slick, except his eye also happens to be a fake roboeye for the sole reason of it being incredibly awesome. At least eight times more awesome, I'm sure.
- Sburb never happened. Sylladexes aren't even a thing. Also, people with horns? They're totally psycho murders in his world. Also children. Also they have pink hair sometimes. If you have horns or pink hair he'll probably shoot you.
- He doesn't have any cool superpowers like the Queen's Ring but he's pretty much the most badass normal ever. More effective than entire squads of specially trained military soldiers against superpowered deathchildren despite living on a beach kind of badass. Sometimes, he jumps out of windows just because he can.
- HEY ALL YOU DAVES, GUESS WHAT? He hates you. You're probably going to get shot at or at least stabbed a little if you ever run into him.
- Despite still being a colossal douchewaffle he is actually on good terms with Karkat and Jade. All Jades get out of stabs free. Karkat gets them instead. It is a perfect balance.
- This whole AU is a blatant ripoff of Elfen Lied so you should just go read that.

and i could probably ramble on forever but jeez this is long enough already 8I

SO UH YEAH. HI AGAIN EVERYONE??

also i have a plurk now so i guess you can all add me if you want :Ua aaaaaand my AIM is still blueflewqueen so pester away!

what am i doing

[identity profile] puppetfetishist.livejournal.com 2011-04-15 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)













well good because youre too young for that anyway

but the more you know

something terrible and beautiful at the same time

[identity profile] heterochromiia.livejournal.com 2011-04-15 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
whyyyyyyy

[identity profile] puppetfetishist.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
because it is important

okay

do you want to get an std

and have both your dicks fall off


DO YOU