Looking to tame some savages and bring y'all some democracy

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

Here's another character from Lilo & Stitch, but this time she's an actual lady. The Grand Councilwoman is a strict but fair, alien and all she wants to do is start up some politics to help you poor, dumb, people out. She's also kind of cranky but can you really blame her? Ending up on Sancrosanct means that reams and reams of bureaucratic paperwork are going undone and that inefficiency kind of pisses her off. 
  
Soooo, who has characters that won't break down and be useless when it comes to talking hypothetical new governments? Also, who out there has a real dislike of formal positions of power and are always looking to stick it to the (wo)Man? 

Plus, she's going to need a bodyguard or two. Can't be president of the universe without worrying about a few headshots here or there.

 

Really I just wanna know if she'll find any eventual supporters or people to go along with the plot only to try and stage a coup. Hypothetically for that hypothetical government,

 

 

Comments

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Gibson is canonically a politician (and from a representative democracy to boot!).

Okay, to be honest, being on the Council in Bostrum is kind of like being assigned to riot control rather than any sort of functional government, but hey. Politics! He can do them! ... sort of. As long as no one tries to make him put on a shirt.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

Not even a tiny shirt?



Naw, various stages of undress are cool under her ruling. I mean, they can't even get Pleakley to put on some pants.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

But the tiny shirt defeats the theoretical purpose of being shirtless! (It's supposed to show off dem tats. It really just shows off dem abs.)

Awesome. Gibson is the best politician, and there is absolutely no way this could possibly go awry. Nope.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

I want this to happen.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

How does "Secretary Gibson" sound to you?

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

....I would be kind of amused if Nemesis became a bodyguard, ngl.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

Would he pass the written test?

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

He'd need an awfully big pencil.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

OH MAN I AM MAKING YOU ALL THE ICONS SO FRIGGIN' HARD LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

OH MAN HOW DID YOU NOTICE MY HIDEOUS LACK OF ICONS GEEZ I AM SO BAD AT THEM HEY YOU ARE A GOD.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

I made a bunch for Pleakley so all I would have to do I watch the movie again

AND I COULD WATCH THAT MOVIE FOREVER

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

WELP ♥

Jalen here was alted for co-system admin on the Grid, is/was a political and cultural leader of Arjia, and believes in WORLD PEACE. And peas be with you, and you, and an extra helping of peas for you.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

We were just talking about you why don't you join us at this round table. In the big chair just for you?

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

Oh, a big chair. Big chairs are the best chairs. Is it shiny?

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Oh Joe would stick it to the (wo)Man. ALthough I think he might try to claim sovereignty as an attempt at humor since he lives in a castle . . . made of scrap metal.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

I feel like Joe has a harsh scolding in his future. At gunpoint. Naw it's cool, she doesn't have her military fleet with her today, you're good.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Probably. He'll counter by calling her Granny or something then talking about how he freed his people from a dictator.

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

Thane doesn't really give two craps about politics/government, but you know if you need a bodyguard, he's for hire, baby. ♥

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

FINALLY someone that isn't an irritating shade of pinkish-beige. Baby what time do you get off. Work?

[a_perfect_end]

So.

You want everyone to agree that you're in charge.

[Seriously, lady, where are your tanks. You're gonna need more of 'em.]

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Oh hi Clu

Fancy seeing you here.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

She left her tanks back at home in her canon, okay? She's working on it. So far she's got a Nissan GT-R, so that's not so bad.

But how about you? How do you feel about Utopian societies Clu? Because if you make a good impression, maybe you should be on her team. For a little while.

[recompiling]

/FINALLY SHOWS UP, SO LATE

Anon is... not a politician. At all. But if his bros Gibson and Flynn are cool with Space Station Government, so is he. You can't possibly do any worse than the other admins he knows!
At the very least, he can try to keep talks with Gibson from devolving into pure snark and guard the meetings because he is a Tiny Badass.

Rookie might get vaguely involved, idk? He has to look out for the interests of his Space Racist Spartan buddies, after all.
... or apologize for them.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

Flynn is 'cool' with the idea on a sort of sliding scale. But he'll come round. maybe

But the Grand Councilwoman welcomes anyone who is badass. At this point she's had enough of dealing with incomeptants in her canon.

Really she could just use any support at this point.

... How are Rookie and Anon at discreetness?

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Hey! Official meetings with Gibson usually just devolve into productive snark, thanks very much. :|