Looking to tame some savages and bring y'all some democracy

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

Here's another character from Lilo & Stitch, but this time she's an actual lady. The Grand Councilwoman is a strict but fair, alien and all she wants to do is start up some politics to help you poor, dumb, people out. She's also kind of cranky but can you really blame her? Ending up on Sancrosanct means that reams and reams of bureaucratic paperwork are going undone and that inefficiency kind of pisses her off. 
  
Soooo, who has characters that won't break down and be useless when it comes to talking hypothetical new governments? Also, who out there has a real dislike of formal positions of power and are always looking to stick it to the (wo)Man? 

Plus, she's going to need a bodyguard or two. Can't be president of the universe without worrying about a few headshots here or there.

 

Really I just wanna know if she'll find any eventual supporters or people to go along with the plot only to try and stage a coup. Hypothetically for that hypothetical government,

 

 

Comments

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

Not even a tiny shirt?



Naw, various stages of undress are cool under her ruling. I mean, they can't even get Pleakley to put on some pants.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

But the tiny shirt defeats the theoretical purpose of being shirtless! (It's supposed to show off dem tats. It really just shows off dem abs.)

Awesome. Gibson is the best politician, and there is absolutely no way this could possibly go awry. Nope.

[theuserabides]

This may be the only experiment in representative government that could go worse than Bostrum.

Jalen will have to explain how a theocratic dictatorship is clearly the best.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

It's going to be hard to be more of a disaster than Bostrum, but I'm sure the station can do it.

[theuserabides]

The government-in-exile of the Tron System (aka Flynn) does not recognize the legitimacy of the station government, on account of all y'all crazy.

I saw Tron: Legacy. Man. I just want to hug Kevin all the time!! D:

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

But are we all crazy once you've been drafted in Flynn? Are we? PARADOX.

He needs hugs. A lot of them. They all do.

[theuserabides]

Lady, you can try.

Man, first half an hour and I was SO SAD for all the programs that got offed. ALL OF THEM ;_;

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

THAT IS ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR OKAY?

It's PG, you believe that shit?

[theuserabides]

He will have her over for tea and STALL HER INDEFINITELY.

I can, and do, but doesn't mean I like it.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

[That one program with the bike at the beginning that fell off his bike stick and was all happy to get it back from Sam AND THEN HE DIED OH MAN SADNESS]

It would be the most polite tension in the world. Can you say "beating around the bush?"

You mean this guy? >:3

[gridizens.livejournal.com]

That's not tension, that's Zen.

...Oh, you meant her. Well, no one's makin' her drink the tea. :P

OH MY GOD BAWWWWW THAT GUY!!

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

She's not down with your Zen, you need to be yelled at a bit.

But after a cuppa. It's only socially dictated as standard.

Tron: Legacy: Everybody Dies

[theuserabides]

You'd yell at someone in their own home? Madam, I never.

THE WORST BIT WAS THAT HE WAS SMILING WHEN IT HAPPENED. Everyone else: a state of screaming terror

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

As boss of the whole goddamn universe, she'll only stand to be polite for so long. Also you are human and that's kind of irritating.

And then Clu laughs.

[theuserabides]

Oh, this station government thing is going to work out great, I can tell.

Also, all those cool scarred up programs that look so badass. They die as soon as they're intro'D.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

I know right? It's like the best idea an alien politician has ever had!
But seriously, look forward to some browbeating, I think she'll like you.

The Black Guard are scary unless you're Tron.

[theuserabides]

Yes, yelling at the nicest guy on the station will endear her to many. Her plan is infallible.

Fortunately, he's the nicest guy on the station, so the worst that'll happen is getting one of his SON I AM DISAPPOINT looks pointed her way.

You know who else I felt bad for? Baldy McBrownNoser. Does he have a fanon name?

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

She didn't land this position by chance okay? All her plans are infallible. Even the ones that involve Pleakley and invariably fail. Horribly.

Son, she's got centuries on you and that's her trademark same face look. She just ramps it up a notch to CITIZEN I AM DISAPPOINT. [Have a nice trip to prison / exile / both]

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we can if only we use the power of friendship.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

But ALL the cool historical leaders got to do it.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

/Drafts

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Welp. Until someone with actual patience volunteers to help out--where's Jalen when you need him?--this is gonna be the least diplomatic democracy ever.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

It's a good start in the right direction! maybe not at all!

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Only if you want your government to be made of snark and shirtlessness.

... which might not be so bad, actually. xD

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

I've heard of worse governments NGL. So long as you can appeal to her Disney goodguy side, man, you're in. We have openings at entry level and everything.