Looking to tame some savages and bring y'all some democracy

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

Here's another character from Lilo & Stitch, but this time she's an actual lady. The Grand Councilwoman is a strict but fair, alien and all she wants to do is start up some politics to help you poor, dumb, people out. She's also kind of cranky but can you really blame her? Ending up on Sancrosanct means that reams and reams of bureaucratic paperwork are going undone and that inefficiency kind of pisses her off. 
  
Soooo, who has characters that won't break down and be useless when it comes to talking hypothetical new governments? Also, who out there has a real dislike of formal positions of power and are always looking to stick it to the (wo)Man? 

Plus, she's going to need a bodyguard or two. Can't be president of the universe without worrying about a few headshots here or there.

 

Really I just wanna know if she'll find any eventual supporters or people to go along with the plot only to try and stage a coup. Hypothetically for that hypothetical government,

 

 

Comments

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Gibson is canonically a politician (and from a representative democracy to boot!).

Okay, to be honest, being on the Council in Bostrum is kind of like being assigned to riot control rather than any sort of functional government, but hey. Politics! He can do them! ... sort of. As long as no one tries to make him put on a shirt.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

Not even a tiny shirt?



Naw, various stages of undress are cool under her ruling. I mean, they can't even get Pleakley to put on some pants.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

I want this to happen.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

How does "Secretary Gibson" sound to you?

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Sounds like this station is on the road to success, baby.

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

....I would be kind of amused if Nemesis became a bodyguard, ngl.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Remember to vote!

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

But the tiny shirt defeats the theoretical purpose of being shirtless! (It's supposed to show off dem tats. It really just shows off dem abs.)

Awesome. Gibson is the best politician, and there is absolutely no way this could possibly go awry. Nope.

[theuserabides]

This may be the only experiment in representative government that could go worse than Bostrum.

Jalen will have to explain how a theocratic dictatorship is clearly the best.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

It's going to be hard to be more of a disaster than Bostrum, but I'm sure the station can do it.

[theuserabides]

The government-in-exile of the Tron System (aka Flynn) does not recognize the legitimacy of the station government, on account of all y'all crazy.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

Would he pass the written test?

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

/Drafts

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

He'd need an awfully big pencil.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

But ALL the cool historical leaders got to do it.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we can if only we use the power of friendship.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

And an awfully big chauffeur's cap right?

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

WOAH WOAH WHEN DID HATS GET IN TO THIS

I saw Tron: Legacy. Man. I just want to hug Kevin all the time!! D:

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

But are we all crazy once you've been drafted in Flynn? Are we? PARADOX.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Welp. Until someone with actual patience volunteers to help out--where's Jalen when you need him?--this is gonna be the least diplomatic democracy ever.

I am sick and confusing myself with double negatives.

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

Come now, surely you didn't think the position wouldn't have a dress code did you?

[universal-boss.livejournal.com]

It's a good start in the right direction! maybe not at all!

/pats

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

But


What's wrong with his looks already?

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Only if you want your government to be made of snark and shirtlessness.

... which might not be so bad, actually. xD

He needs hugs. A lot of them. They all do.

[theuserabides]

Lady, you can try.