Canon upd8! ::::3

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Oh hey so Vriska died yesterday. :I

...It just hasn't been logged yet! I'm only noting this here because she's getting a canon update and won't be back for a few days. She'll be coming back from this point, which means that she has now:

• Got John stabbed so he could become a god (SORRY, LOVING HUSBANDO)
• Killed Tavros (SORRY, TOREADORK)
• Been partially responsible for Jack Noir getting those lovely overpowered uber-prototypings (SORRY, EVERYONE ON THE STATION WHO ISN'T A FURRY DEMON ASSHOLE except you Bro lol sux2bu)
• Started to learn that murder is bad, remorse is A Thing That She Is Capable Of Feeling and that it's okay to want to protect your friends even if you hate them pretty much all the time. It's not just a8out glory you know. <3

She's still the same bluh-bluh-huge-bitch as ever and she won't be telling most people about her little trip back home, so this will likely not affect you unless I've already mentioned it to you lkdjs;lkj. But Vriska's also bringing her luck-ganking powers back with her!

And lesbian pirate journal porn.

But mostly luck-ganking powers!

I've put more information about this in her mindfuck permissions post, so if you want unlucky shenanigans happening to your character at any point feel free to poke me there.

OKAY, BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED INSANITYFEST

Comments

[featheryasshole]

YAY PIRATE PORN

THIS IS CLEARLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING HERE WHY WOULD YOU HIDE IT IN SMALLTEXT

also why do i still have this icon it is like totally dated

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

PIRATE PORN DOESN'T NEED BIGTEXT TO BE IMPORTANT OKAY

SPOILERS: IT'S FUCKING PIRATE PORN

(THE FUCKING IS LITERAL)

(I AM HILARIOUS)

also you still have it because it's funny and I haven't made us a diamondsy one yet, duh :I

[featheryasshole]

WELL YEAH BUT

PIRATE PORN

SEE HOW IMPRESSIVE IT LOOKS

(AND YES YOU ARE THE HILARIOUSEST EVER)

[notsoloyal]

/HAS THE COOLEST SPACE!DAUGHTER EVER

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

/PREENS
/Will totally try and recover her mutilated corpse for you to experiment on during Rescue Tiems
/Best troll ever

[notsoloyal]

/will further prove superiority over Eridan

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Whoops no fancy icon-cheat because lolphone buut...

Oh boy hueg bitch is coming back all upd8d! :c Eriderp is going to need some spiderlovins when she's back. :3a

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Akj;lkkl oh god
Okay this icon is now my default responding-to-Eridan icon okay
FOREVER
GO SUCK SOLLUX' HORNS, AMPORA
NO SPIDERLOVINS, EVER, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS ::::I

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Vvris.

No vvris. You can do better than a human. :( Don't do it. Sob. It's because he's god tier isnt it? I can get god tier too :c. I can change. I can change anyway you want me to. ;;

I mean c'mooonn I'm a seadweller for cod's sakes. You can't get much reeler than this.

Also I will :] and i'll hatenjoy it nomrawrghnom
... And on that day Amanda's heart shrank seven times smaller. ;_; forevver alone.

[shipper]

Nepeta likes the sound of pirate porn journals and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I MEAN. HAVE FUN LEARNING ABOUT EMOTIONS, VRISKA.

[featheryasshole]

just so you know

i have dibs on the pirate porn

B|

[shipper]

Oh hell no. Not even the use of that adorable icon will sway me THIS IS IMPORTANT PORN FOR CHARTING RELATIONSHIPS.

[personalmotifs.livejournal.com]

}:( crie


my toreavenge shall be had ok
probably in the form of poor trolling attempts in mmos
you know, eventually.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

/patpatpatPUNCHpat ;____;

FEAR NOT, PUPA. Vriska won't be mentioning that you're dead unless you want her to SO EVERYTHING IS STILL FAIRIES AND PRETTIES, YAAAAY~ :3

A-also oh god
Tavros
trying to grief Vriska in the MMO
I
I think I need this in my life :O

[personalmotifs.livejournal.com]

ow }8(

MAN IF IT COMES UP OR SOMETHING and/or tavros is extra wimpily infuriating she can totally just drop that on him. W8LL SHUT UP PUPA I SPEARED YOU IN THE CHEST!!!!!!!!
or something.

also yes. he's busy hiding in his room gaining all the levels during this event, vriscakes. BEWARE.

[sopor_pies]

Vriska did you say you shanked my best bro.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Because Gamzee really has the right to talk about shanking best bros.

JUST SAIYEN.



♥

[sopor_pies]

HEY HE'S NOT CRAZY YET.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Um.

 

 

 

 

Maybe BUT HEY TROLLSEF WHY DON'T WE GO GET YOU A PIE OH MAN THAT SURE DOES SOUND LIKE A GREAT IDEA RIGHT NOW. DELICIOUS MINDNUMBING PIE. MMMmmMMmmMMmm.

[sopor_pies]

Pie ain't all MOTHERFUCKING working lately, sister.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Well...
At least it's an improvement. Sort of. Maybe. Ish.

MAN WHATEVER TEREZI WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED TO HAVE HEARTWARMING FABRIC TIME.

Also that picture in Kan's profile? TOTALLY MY HEADCANON.

[circuitry]

DON'T TEMPT ME, BROSIS

I WILL EAT ALL YOUR DRESSES

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

BE THAT WAY. SEE IF YOU GET TO SHARE THE PIRATE PORN NOW, ASSHOLE.

And I fucking love that comic sldkj;ldkj;lkj

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Pirate porn you say~~~

I think you said some other things but I forgot what it was.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Oh sweet Jegus' shameglobes AM I GOING TO HAVE TO GET YOU A TOWEL