Canon upd8! ::::3

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Oh hey so Vriska died yesterday. :I

...It just hasn't been logged yet! I'm only noting this here because she's getting a canon update and won't be back for a few days. She'll be coming back from this point, which means that she has now:

• Got John stabbed so he could become a god (SORRY, LOVING HUSBANDO)
• Killed Tavros (SORRY, TOREADORK)
• Been partially responsible for Jack Noir getting those lovely overpowered uber-prototypings (SORRY, EVERYONE ON THE STATION WHO ISN'T A FURRY DEMON ASSHOLE except you Bro lol sux2bu)
• Started to learn that murder is bad, remorse is A Thing That She Is Capable Of Feeling and that it's okay to want to protect your friends even if you hate them pretty much all the time. It's not just a8out glory you know. <3

She's still the same bluh-bluh-huge-bitch as ever and she won't be telling most people about her little trip back home, so this will likely not affect you unless I've already mentioned it to you lkdjs;lkj. But Vriska's also bringing her luck-ganking powers back with her!

And lesbian pirate journal porn.

But mostly luck-ganking powers!

I've put more information about this in her mindfuck permissions post, so if you want unlucky shenanigans happening to your character at any point feel free to poke me there.

OKAY, BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED INSANITYFEST

Comments

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Vvris.

No vvris. You can do better than a human. :( Don't do it. Sob. It's because he's god tier isnt it? I can get god tier too :c. I can change. I can change anyway you want me to. ;;

I mean c'mooonn I'm a seadweller for cod's sakes. You can't get much reeler than this.

Also I will :] and i'll hatenjoy it nomrawrghnom
... And on that day Amanda's heart shrank seven times smaller. ;_; forevver alone.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I

just

GET OUT

And kja;alskj Vriska is going to have to pull a Karkat and scream at you two about this kismesissitude okay
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
MURDER AND PERMANENT MUTILATION IS GOING TOO FAR, OKAY
SERIOUSLY DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM THE TAVROS INCIDENT >::::U

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

HEY. It's not like I /LIKE/ getting mutilated. :[

... That much. X(

also wait a second. DIDN'T A CERTAIN SPIDER ALSO KILL A CERTAIN SEAHORSE RECENTLY...ISH, HMMMMMM?

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS SANE AT THE TIME OK
I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

in meta land anyway

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

APOLOGIZING TO YOUR KISMESIS IS ALSO NOT OKAY
I MEAN.
JUST.
NO.
HOLY SHIT AM I GOING TO HAVE TO LEND YOU THE PIRATE PORN JOURNAL TOO, JEGUS FUCK

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD VRISKA I DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT YOUR ECTOMOM HAVING SEX

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

PFFT, YOUR LOSS. DAVESPRITE DOES.

NOT GOING INTO THE IMPLICATIONS OF THAT OKAY
IT'S JUST A MUTUAL APPRECIATION OF FILTH
AND ALSO HILARIOUS
AND VERY EDUCATIONAL ON BUCKET-RELATED MATTERS

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU LENDING MY MOIRAIL'S ALTERNATE SELF YOUR PORN
THAT'S JUST WROOOOONG

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

WOULD YOU RATHER HEAR ABOUT HATEMAKEOUTS WITH YOUR MOIRAIL INSTEAD
WOULD THAT BE BETTER

 

 

 

I CAN ALSO DRAW YOU A DIAGRAM

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

...I do.

[featheryasshole]

no

lol oops you weren't talking to me

B)c

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

>::::I

[featheryasshole]

B)

[circuitry]

do any of the trolls ever learn anything?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

SURE THEY DO.

idk though

Maybe YOURS doesn't

8888)

[circuitry]

SHE LEARNED IT'S NOT COOL TO TRICK PEOPLE YOU LIKE INTO DOOMING THEMSELVES AND THEN LAUGHING AT THEIR WEIRD MORTALITY ISSUES WHILE TRYING TO CONVINCE THEM TO COMMIT SUICIDE OKAY

IT'S A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

O-oh right of course

Truly she is a genius among men :O

[circuitry]

fuck right she is

she is paving the way to mutual interspecies cultural sensitivity and understanding

learning heartwarming life lessons and murdering chumpy impressionable human boys along the way

TODAY I SALUTE YOU, TEREZI PYROPE, REAL MAN OF GENIUS

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Bitch the road to "interspecies multicultural bluhbluhwhatever" is paved with SLOPPY INTERSPECIES MAKEOUTS, okay

So oh wow hey guess who's winning on that front

Oh right

ADVANTAGE: SERKET 8888)

[circuitry]

KEYWORDS RELEVANT

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

KEYWORDS MORE RELEVANT

[circuitry]

Terezi will put up a "bluh bluh whatever, don't care, piss off" facade once she finds out

But inside?

Ragescreaming.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

And Vriska will know

She'll be unbelievably disappointed in the lack of a public meltdown, but in her vascular pump she'll know. And it will be beautiful~ :3c