Canon upd8! ::::3

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Oh hey so Vriska died yesterday. :I

...It just hasn't been logged yet! I'm only noting this here because she's getting a canon update and won't be back for a few days. She'll be coming back from this point, which means that she has now:

• Got John stabbed so he could become a god (SORRY, LOVING HUSBANDO)
• Killed Tavros (SORRY, TOREADORK)
• Been partially responsible for Jack Noir getting those lovely overpowered uber-prototypings (SORRY, EVERYONE ON THE STATION WHO ISN'T A FURRY DEMON ASSHOLE except you Bro lol sux2bu)
• Started to learn that murder is bad, remorse is A Thing That She Is Capable Of Feeling and that it's okay to want to protect your friends even if you hate them pretty much all the time. It's not just a8out glory you know. <3

She's still the same bluh-bluh-huge-bitch as ever and she won't be telling most people about her little trip back home, so this will likely not affect you unless I've already mentioned it to you lkdjs;lkj. But Vriska's also bringing her luck-ganking powers back with her!

And lesbian pirate journal porn.

But mostly luck-ganking powers!

I've put more information about this in her mindfuck permissions post, so if you want unlucky shenanigans happening to your character at any point feel free to poke me there.

OKAY, BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED INSANITYFEST

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

BITCH YOU START SHIPPING THAT SHIT AND THE THINGS I'LL DO TO YOU WILL MAKE [S] Make Her Pay LOOK LIKE FUCKING WIGGLER GAMES OKAY. >::::I

Aklj;slakj Equiuscestor porn I don't even
If it ever existed Equius probably sweated over it so much that the pages mulched together

[shipper]

YOU WON'T AND YOU KNOW IT EQUIUS WOULD BREAK YOU IN HALF. /SMEARS SLOPPY ERIDAN/VRISKA MAKEOUTS ALL OVER THE STATION WALLS

It would be STRONG porn, obviously. It can withstand his manly sweat.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

EQUIUS WON'T BE ABLE TO REACH IF I'M FLYING AROUND LIKE A ~BEAUTIFUL FLUTTERBEAST~, ASSHOLE. ENJOY YOUR SKYBEATINGS. FROM THE SKY. I'M A FAIRY.

Akj;lkj why
Why
The mental images here are worse than any of the SHODANtorture stuff ngl :I

[shipper]

MAN I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU. MY CONCENTRATED ADORABLE WILL MAKE YOUR SKY ATTACKS BOUNCE OFF ME LIKE FEATHERS.

Because obviously it's not Equius related if you're not screaming and clawing your eyes out. Just trying to do this the right way, man. :|

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

You ladies are just jelly that you're missing out on all the hot sweaty musclebeast Equiucestor sex. >)

[shipper]

Equius why have you never shared this part of your rich noble heritage HUH HUH. The one thing she would have been interested in!

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Because it is a topic that makes him uncomfortable.

And by that I mean sweaty.

Also she never asked.

[shipper]

She thinks the hemospectrum is boring, there's no way she'd imagine they'd have something so awesome hidden away in there.

Besides, that's no excuse. Everything makes him sweaty.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

And that, dearest moirail, is why you should pay more attention to such things.

...but can't argue with that point.

[shipper]

...nah. Just easier to paw through your stuff than listen to boring hierarchies.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

You're going through my things? Again?

What did I tell you last time?

[shipper]

Was it 'Nepeta what a wonderful sense of smell you have, I'm very impressed you could find that in all this clutter'?