O Hai Dere!

[recompiling]

Dis Jayde.
So I herd you like intelligent computer programs that are (mostly) sane and look awesome. So you can has one.

His name is Anon and he's the wicked-cool protagonist of Tron: Evolution. He has no idea what organic things are, and hates the colors red, orange, and (especially) yellow. Soooo sorry to folks that have them as primary colors on their outfits, but he will want to break all your things and possibly murder you for the good of the System (leave comment if do want for plotty and CR?). And sorry to all of the non-humans, because he has no idea what you are and it kind of freaks him out. A lot. Sorry also to all of the garden districts, you freak him out too. But he will mad Parkour/Freerunning skill all over everywhere else, because that's what he does.
And he sounds sort of like a dial-up modem, so here's your dose of 90s nostalgia.

Also ignore the colors in the icons - he's supposed to be white, not blue. Unless someone codes him back to blue.

Comments

[onceaniso]

anon can take abraxas to the prom

[circuitry]

BUT HOW DOES HE FEEL ABOUT TEAL

THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO BLUE, RIGHT?

[recompiling]

SAAAAAAM :D
You always wanted hero-worship from a security program, right? Because Users are gods!

Pfff Anon would flip out SO. MUCH. And considering how 'blah' most Bostrumites are about Users, I couldn't see Gibson getting around him much if at all?

[recompiling]

TEAL IS CLOSE TO BLUE

SO IT'S COOL

[recompiling]

best-dressed couple at the dance, y/n?

[onceaniso]

Y

[recompiling]

ashfjdk RED YOU MAKE EVERYTHING WEIRD

ROOK IS SUCH A WHORE
BUT HIS HEART BELONGS TO O'BRI

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

Nnnnno, that is actually not what he wanted at all. STOP ACTING LIKE HE'S COMPUTER JESUS.

I got the Official Mod Okay, so Gibson is... probably who I'll app next. \o/ (And that's true; Gibson really only saved Flynn because system destabilization is bad news, even if you're chillin' in Bostrum.)

THERE CAN BE MUTUAL FLIPPING OUT YAY!

[onceaniso]

GIBSON~

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

GET OUT, ABRAXAS.

[recompiling]

... NO HE DOESN'T D:
STOP LYING

explosions make everything better

[onceaniso]

/TOUCHES

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

BADTOUCH

BADTOUCH

[onceaniso]

HE ADOPTED ME BECAUSE HE LOVES ME BEST
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE

especially bright glowy blue and yellow explosions

[recompiling]

B-BUT YOU ARE COMPUTER JESUS

Yesssss it's only January but it's like Christmas is back already :D

FLAILY BIFFLES FOREVER!

[onceaniso]

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT

[recompiling]

BUT HE MADE ME AND ALSO RESCUED ME
IT'S NOT TRUE

which is what they do best!

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Y-YES BUT YOU SHOULDN'T TREAT HIM LIKE COMPUTER JESUS. HE IS NOT WOOOOORTHY, ETC.

ffff we will have the best Tron cast in ALL OF EXISTENCE.

YESSSSS FLAILY CONFUSED BIFFLES FOREVER.

Anon: Aren't you derezzed?

Gibson: Since when do you talk?

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

NO I DON'T

YOU MADE ME TRY TO KILL MY FRIEND

[onceaniso]

WELL IF YOU HAD JUST GIVEN IN THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT

[onceaniso]

BUT HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING
AND TOLD ME STORIES
DID HE DO THAT FOR YOU
HUH HUH

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

THEY WOULD NOT. I'D STILL BE DEREZZED, AND BEING INFECTED HURTS LIKE A BITCH.

[recompiling]

BUT USERS ARE ALL AUTOMATICALLY WORTHY
LET ME BE RIDICULOUSLY RESPECTFUL

OF ALL TIME

They spend hours flailing at each other in an attempt to catch up with the flailing they missed.
Gibson eventually stops the flailing with snark.

[onceaniso]

I TOLD YOU TO GET USED TO IT DIDN'T I
BESIDES ONCE ANON WAS INFECTED WE'D ALL BE ONE HAPPY FAMILY

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

DNW THIS FAMILY EVER. EVER.

besides, Clu was just using you.