http://glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityooc2011-01-02 07:23 pm
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I'm making a note here: [MORE AIs]

OHAY, It probably helps to mention that I'm Hiku:

Since we lost our awesome GLaDOS, I decided to up and app mine into Sing.

Unfortunately, I feel like I should slap a warning on her. She talks in gibberish (SHE'S BROKEN, SHHHHH):



You see, she uses a very official, default font that some computers may display as smallish. Then there's the interrupting font shifts mid word, or mid sentence dropped or lifted text. Also the OCCASIONAL*** ▓▓▒░▄▐▌{[INSERT VARIABLE: PSEUDOCODE ] with annotated email_addresses@aperture.science

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>...Also some blinky cursor.




If this gets on your very last nerve, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ABOUT IT. I can change her default font size to be larger, or use less blink text without HORRIBLY DESTROYING THE CHARACTER OMG.


She also has an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, that she fully intends to strap to some willing (or otherwise) test subjects....er....people, at some point. It is very likely that this device will cause mayhem and possibly kill your character. Did I mention she doesn't have any of the safety equipment you're supposed to wear that keeps you from shattering all your bones after you fly through the air toward a hard surface?

Because she doesn't.

If you want in on this, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

FOR SCIENCE.

[identity profile] standaloneshell.livejournal.com 2011-01-03 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my goodness, a chirpy, sadistic AI who's only moral code seems to consist of a cult of personality?

...

So GlaDOS is basically a less human-friendly version of the Major's surrogate children. Fantastic! Sign her up for portal experiments.


I am not imagining Jiji with the portal gun strapped to his back, just kind of stuck in one place, randomly firing portals in random directions as he tries to get up and flee, flinging people through portals at insane times.

[identity profile] standaloneshell.livejournal.com 2011-01-03 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hell, she jumps off of skyscrapers for kicks. I have video proof.
Edited 2011-01-03 04:43 (UTC)