I'm making a note here: [MORE AIs]

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

OHAY, It probably helps to mention that I'm Hiku:

Since we lost our awesome GLaDOS, I decided to up and app mine into Sing.

Unfortunately, I feel like I should slap a warning on her. She talks in gibberish (SHE'S BROKEN, SHHHHH):

You see, she uses a very official, default font that some computers may display as smallish. Then there's the interrupting font shifts mid word, or mid sentence _dropped or ^{lifted text}. Also the OCCASIONAL*** ▓▓▒░▄▐▌{[INSERT VARIABLE: PSEUDOCODE ] with annotated email_addresses@aperture.science

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>...Also some blinky cursor.▐

If this gets on your very last nerve, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ABOUT IT. I can change her default font size to be larger, or use less blink text without HORRIBLY DESTROYING THE CHARACTER OMG.


She also has an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, that she fully intends to strap to some willing (or otherwise) test subjects....er....people, at some point. It is very likely that this device will cause mayhem and possibly kill your character. Did I mention she doesn't have any of the safety equipment you're supposed to wear that keeps you from shattering all your bones after you fly through the air toward a hard surface?

Because she doesn't.

If you want in on this, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

FOR SCIENCE.

Comments

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

SAM WANTS TO THINK WITH PORTALS. He's got armor. He'll be fine.

Also, holy shit a GLaDOS I am so excite.

[circuitry]

oh my god you make me want to app Chell

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

1. Let ^US be lesbians _frieeendssss


2. ... two of my three characters are immune / resistant to falling damage for various reasons (Bro is a goddamn flash stepping ninja, Zombie is dead)

can think with portalz? :3

[onceaniso]

shockwave wants to take her home and talk science with her
just sayin

[screeee.livejournal.com]

HNNNNNNNNNGH Dat text. God I can't wait for SHODAN and GLaDOS to have a conversation. Seriously.

Virgil will have a raging techboner over portal guns.

Jack will probably listen to an anonymous voice in the sky telling him that the shiny gun will help him.

Pyro makes for pretty good cannon fodder in general

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, a chirpy, sadistic AI who's only moral code seems to consist of a cult of personality?

...

So GlaDOS is basically a less human-friendly version of the Major's surrogate children. Fantastic! Sign her up for portal experiments.


I am not imagining Jiji with the portal gun strapped to his back, just kind of stuck in one place, randomly firing portals in random directions as he tries to get up and flee, flinging people through portals at insane times.

[alaspooryork]

i ship it

jsyk

[enough-bodybags.livejournal.com]

Medic's used to dying in strange ways and enjoys science. PLUS, HEY, VALVE PROPERTIES. But yeah, I'd be up for all of that with him.

[i_like_your]

You are a third of the reason why I decided to go here.

I hope you feel SMUG. >:|

Also, I lament how HTML stuff doesn't show up in comments now. :c EXCEPT, SOMEHOW, YOURS DO.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

pft. sollux doesn't need portals, HE CAN FLY.