I'm making a note here: [MORE AIs]

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

OHAY, It probably helps to mention that I'm Hiku:

Since we lost our awesome GLaDOS, I decided to up and app mine into Sing.

Unfortunately, I feel like I should slap a warning on her. She talks in gibberish (SHE'S BROKEN, SHHHHH):

You see, she uses a very official, default font that some computers may display as smallish. Then there's the interrupting font shifts mid word, or mid sentence _dropped or ^{lifted text}. Also the OCCASIONAL*** ▓▓▒░▄▐▌{[INSERT VARIABLE: PSEUDOCODE ] with annotated email_addresses@aperture.science

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If this gets on your very last nerve, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ABOUT IT. I can change her default font size to be larger, or use less blink text without HORRIBLY DESTROYING THE CHARACTER OMG.


She also has an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, that she fully intends to strap to some willing (or otherwise) test subjects....er....people, at some point. It is very likely that this device will cause mayhem and possibly kill your character. Did I mention she doesn't have any of the safety equipment you're supposed to wear that keeps you from shattering all your bones after you fly through the air toward a hard surface?

Because she doesn't.

If you want in on this, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

FOR SCIENCE.

Comments

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

SAM WANTS TO THINK WITH PORTALS. He's got armor. He'll be fine.

Also, holy shit a GLaDOS I am so excite.

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

WELL, HE IS VERY GOOD AT FALLING OFF OF STUFF AND LIVING. This is an important quality in a test subject.

It is so on.

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

It's almost like it's his superpower or something.

Besides, he's even got a helmet. It'll be cool.

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

Head protection!? Oh hell yes, he's already leaps and bounds above the regular test subjects. Plus he glows.

GLOWS.

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

The glowing doesn't actually improve him as a test subject, GLaDOS...

But the head protection and pre-made armor do! 8D

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

That is all. 8D

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

... well, okay. Just let your optical sensors follow the guy who's lit up like a Christmas tree or the frowny face on his butt or whatever it was you planned on doing with Sam's glowy self.

[circuitry]

oh my god you make me want to app Chell

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

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[halfquake.livejournal.com]

/slowly begins to canon review and repurpose my old CnC app......

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

We can get past the fact that you brutally murdered me.


FOR SCIENCE.

You monster.♥

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

1. Let ^US be lesbians _frieeendssss


2. ... two of my three characters are immune / resistant to falling damage for various reasons (Bro is a goddamn flash stepping ninja, Zombie is dead)

can think with portalz? :3

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

st, .

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

Of _{courrrssseeee you} caaaaaaan t^ttrrussssst me, GLADOS

^I think we are ^{kiiiind-d-dreeed-d-d} spirits _{in a senseeeeeeeee}

&hearts

[onceaniso]

shockwave wants to take her home and talk science with her
just sayin

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[].

♥

[notsoloyal]

so do you remember that time you slept with my boyfriend? no? oh you're a different GLaDOS? okay, let's start up an Enrichment Center, get some companion cubes and kidnap people for experiments!

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[If disc operating systems could triple snap, she would. She ain't never touched yo man. You cybertronians are all the same with your ACCUSATIONS.]

[notsoloyal]

it's the best idea. there can even be cake.

[are you saying his boyfriend lies. that is entirely false.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

HNNNNNNNNNGH Dat text. God I can't wait for SHODAN and GLaDOS to have a conversation. Seriously.

Virgil will have a raging techboner over portal guns.

Jack will probably listen to an anonymous voice in the sky telling him that the shiny gun will help him.

Pyro makes for pretty good cannon fodder in general

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

This is going to be [ ]. Which we have already begun.

Let us do this.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

/rubs all over all your characters forever.

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

/facesmash

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, a chirpy, sadistic AI who's only moral code seems to consist of a cult of personality?

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So GlaDOS is basically a less human-friendly version of the Major's surrogate children. Fantastic! Sign her up for portal experiments.


I am not imagining Jiji with the portal gun strapped to his back, just kind of stuck in one place, randomly firing portals in random directions as he tries to get up and flee, flinging people through portals at insane times.

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yes. It looks like she can fall a very long ways without damage. Also higher heat resistance.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Hell, she jumps off of skyscrapers for kicks. I have video proof.

[alaspooryork]

i ship it

jsyk

Keywords ♥

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

2nd'd bb.

[enough-bodybags.livejournal.com]

Medic's used to dying in strange ways and enjoys science. PLUS, HEY, VALVE PROPERTIES. But yeah, I'd be up for all of that with him.

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

/Strokes the fourth wall lovingly

This is gonna be fun. He's also pretty good at taking orders from authoritative female voices in the sky, so that should work out well, amirite?

[enough-bodybags.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I hadn't even thought about that. ashkgj YES.

[i_like_your]

You are a third of the reason why I decided to go here.

I hope you feel SMUG. >:|

Also, I lament how HTML stuff doesn't show up in comments now. :c EXCEPT, SOMEHOW, YOURS DO.

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

But, in slightly less warped text. :D :D :D CAN THEY BE BROS HERE TOO?

[i_like_your]

BUT THAT'S THE ONLY TYPE I KNOW. D:

I think.

I'm useless at these things. :c

Better still, they can be BATTLE-SISTERS OF AWESOME.

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[i_like_your]

We'll keep going until we run out of cake Sarah Connors.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

:(

[i_like_your]

>:D

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

pft. sollux doesn't need portals, HE CAN FLY.