HAPPY EARLY EASTER

[ascens]

You didn't Hypatia would miss an opportunity to throw up silly decorations and torment her guests, did you?

Easter Mini-Event

Starting Friday morning, each character will (at your personal discretion), awaken to find mechanical storks bringing them a very special package (or packages, if you want to play Hard Mode). Each bundle contains a large, egg-shaped drone (scaled appropriately to their recipient) with some vague, cartoonish resemblance to the "parent." They babble, coo, burp, and generally act like small children sans limbs. Your job? to care for them.

What's the point?
Hypatia will be scoring everyone with an egg on their level of parenting skill. A live scoreboard will be publicly available via the network for characters to check on their ranking. Prizes will be awarded Saturday night. Players will need to reply to this post with how well their characters do on a scale from 1-100.

What if my character is a bad parent?
If characters go more than 20 feet, or do not interact with their egg within a 20 minute span, the egg will explode in a shower of confetti. Congrats, it's full of candy and chocolate! And a note on how bad you suck at parenting. Additionally, there is no punishment for failing, or terminating your own egg, save for an automatic score of '0.' And the shame.

What do we get for participating?
On an OOC level, this event is completely opt-in. You don't need to have your characters participate. A single credit will be awarded as a base prize to every character who manages to get their egg(s) through 'alive' by Saturday night. There will also be candy.

Reply to this post with the following information to participate:
<b>Character name:</b> <b># of eggs:</b> characters can have up to 3 eggs each <b>Final score:</b> between 1 (lowest) to 100 (highest)

Comments

[emasculates]

Character name: Aisha al-Fadhil
# of eggs: 3.
Final score: 0. She probably shot them. All of them. And then abandoned the candy.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[checkthetapes]

Character name: Quicksilver
# of eggs: 1
Final score: ... probably a very grudging 60 or so. He just. Was looking after it when no one was paying attention. DO YOU SEE WHAT HAVING TINY NEPHEWS HAS DONE TO HIM.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[shipper]

Character Name: Nepeta Leijon
# of eggs: 1
Final Score: 50. She likes playing with it and doodling on it, but trolls aren't naturally maternal and stuffing it in the sylladex/taking it on hunts is probably a bad idea.

Character Name: Doug Rattmann
# of eggs: 1
Final Score: 0. He hurled that thing as far as he could and won't be coming back to whatever zone he was in for a week. Didn't even stay to have the candy. :(

NEPETA

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[autodidacticrobogirl]

Character name: Kim Ross
# of eggs: 3
Final score: 33.3333

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[weareallalive]

Character name: Tachikoma
# of eggs: 3
Final score: 0 (Killed one, then gave the others to Vriska in despair)

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) bag of candy/box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[thatisajoke]

Character name: EDI
# of eggs: 3
Final score: 100

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a SUPERIOR PARENT. Your parenting abilities are so marvelous I would worry you cheated if I actually cared!"

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S BEST MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed chick toy
•1(x) work credit
•1(x) 250 chit value spa gift certificate
•1(x) turtle-shaped lamp

[userless]

Character name: Emile-A239
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 77 which is damn good for him okay

Character name: Gibson
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 1. What are egg? How does reproduce?


Not sure if Delta is participating (or even eligible)

EMILE

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[shortlived]

Character name: Tintakki
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) bag of candy/box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[orphanerdouchescar]

Character name: Orphaner Dualscar
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0 because he's going to toss that thing into the ocean. Dualscar doesn't do children.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[fuckinghubble]

Character name: Raimi Matthews
# of eggs: One will be more than enough.
Final score: 75 because he's just going to be like HOW DO I PARENT?

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[pantsless]

Character name: Dave Strider (AU)
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 27. He is getting some reluctant parenting lessons and will be very tempted to give up and harvest it for the candy.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

Late but RL kept me away

[thecarisboring]

Character name: Ro Rowen
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 75.No, really. She has no idea either.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

AM I TOO LATE...

[thearchangel]

Character name: Garrus Vakarian
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 2

Re: AM I TOO LATE...

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[crotcharrow]

Character name: Tommy Shepherd
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 45 GRUDGINGLY THOUGH

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[ideaofamerica]

Character name: Eli Bradley
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 78 Once the shock dies down, he goes into Big Brother mode.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[sweetrims]

Character name: Optimus
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 74 ...how does care for drones set to mimic human young?

Character name: Wistala
# of eggs: 3
Final score: 95 (BROODY DRAGON IS BROODY)

Character name: Starfire
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 89 - she has PRACTICE with bumgorfs c:

OPTIMUS

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[allianceman]

Character name: Kaidan Alenko
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 85. He is wary enough of it that he'd rather not incur the wrath of hypatia intentionally, but he's also got other shit to do so he's not going to be 100% devoted all the time. He's got great daddy instinct, tho

Character name: Rapunzel
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 100. c'mon, disney princess.

Character name: Bethany Hawke
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 90. Buried under her grey warden angst lies the girl who took care of her entire family, so she can handle one robobaby.

KAIDAN

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[shootingshields]

Character name: Peggy Carter
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 84

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[guilloteen]

Character name: Justin Law
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 30

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[survivethesiren]

Character name: Gem
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 99! Gem well...she's a caretaker. This is her thing.

whoops wrong one

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a SUPERIOR PARENT. Your parenting abilities are so marvelous I would worry you cheated if I actually cared!"

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S BEST MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed chick toy
•1(x) work credit
•1(x) 250 chit spa gift certificate
•1(x) vampire teeth novelty ice tray

[allaloneagain]

Character name: Harley Quinn
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 100 - bet you didn't see THAT coming! Harley will baby the every loving FUCK outta her egg.

Character name: Zhaneel
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0 - she will leave it (safely like one leaves a gryphlet) and will return to find it explodededed, ;3; TEARS

HARLEY

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a SUPERIOR PARENT. Your parenting abilities are so marvelous I would worry you cheated if I actually cared!"

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S BEST MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed chick toy
•1(x) work credit
•5(x) jumbo dog sweater(s)
•2(x) tickets to the robot opera

[notjelly]

Character name: Camille
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 0 (and she will make delicious treats from the remains)

Character name: Jin
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0 because emo

Character name: Gamzee
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 82

Character name: Poniko
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 98

Character name: Finn
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 16

CAMILLE

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[slenderbot]

Character name: Soundwave
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 99

X( X( GREAT AT TAKING CARE OF NEEDS, fails at any emotional attachment

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a SUPERIOR PARENT. Your parenting abilities are so marvelous I would worry you cheated if I actually cared!"

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S BEST MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed chick toy
•1(x) work credit
•6(x) button quail chicks

[hows_the_knee]

Character name: Sarah Connor
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 1. She's shooting the damn thing.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) bag of candy/box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[hammerhanded]

Character name: Breakdown
# of eggs: 1
Final score: -100
He ate it. And the stork.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) bag of candy/box of condoms
•1(x) work credit