HAPPY EARLY EASTER

[ascens]

You didn't Hypatia would miss an opportunity to throw up silly decorations and torment her guests, did you?

Easter Mini-Event

Starting Friday morning, each character will (at your personal discretion), awaken to find mechanical storks bringing them a very special package (or packages, if you want to play Hard Mode). Each bundle contains a large, egg-shaped drone (scaled appropriately to their recipient) with some vague, cartoonish resemblance to the "parent." They babble, coo, burp, and generally act like small children sans limbs. Your job? to care for them.

What's the point?
Hypatia will be scoring everyone with an egg on their level of parenting skill. A live scoreboard will be publicly available via the network for characters to check on their ranking. Prizes will be awarded Saturday night. Players will need to reply to this post with how well their characters do on a scale from 1-100.

What if my character is a bad parent?
If characters go more than 20 feet, or do not interact with their egg within a 20 minute span, the egg will explode in a shower of confetti. Congrats, it's full of candy and chocolate! And a note on how bad you suck at parenting. Additionally, there is no punishment for failing, or terminating your own egg, save for an automatic score of '0.' And the shame.

What do we get for participating?
On an OOC level, this event is completely opt-in. You don't need to have your characters participate. A single credit will be awarded as a base prize to every character who manages to get their egg(s) through 'alive' by Saturday night. There will also be candy.

Reply to this post with the following information to participate:
<b>Character name:</b> <b># of eggs:</b> characters can have up to 3 eggs each <b>Final score:</b> between 1 (lowest) to 100 (highest)

Comments

[hisoldgirl]

Character name: TARDIS
# of eggs: Just one
Final score: hahahaha 1

holy shit I'm actually awake for this \o/

[featheryasshole]

Character name: Davesprite
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 78

[notyourchauffeur]

Character name: Skyfire
# of eggs: 3
Final score: 100

[selfkismesis]

Character name: karkat vantas
# of eggs: 1
Final score: can you go into the negatives? because he is going to interrogate it, and then kill it. because robots

[arisen]

Character name: Aradia
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 90

[articletwelve]

Character name: Agent Washington (OU)
# of eggs: 1.
Final score: 0. Of course it's going to explode.

[tablepuncher]

Character name: Thane Krios
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 50

[arachnophobe]

Character name: Alejandro
# of eggs: 3
Final score: 70

[allshock_notalk]

Character name: Soundwave
# of eggs: 3
Final score: 100

[cryovengeance]

Character name: Mr. Freeze
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0

[hybridharvester]

Character name: Micah
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 65

[kikibug13]

Character name: Shaun Mason
# of eggs: ONE
Final score: 75

[reunified]

Character name: Michael Altman
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 72

[scratchback]

Character name: Knock Out
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0. Knock Out is the opposite of parenting material.

[cohesions]

Character name: Legion
# of eggs: 3
Final score: 99. Failed at the emotional aspect of parenting.

[mangles]

Character name: Grid
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 100

[notsoloyal]

Character name: Shockwave
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0. By the time his score gets to 2 the poor egg will have gone boom from him deciding to experiment on it.



Character name: Feron
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 20. Rainbow egg how does one care for you.

[skrullbucks]

Character name: Xavin
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 85

[fairygodtroll]

Character name: Vriska
# of eggs: 3 if anybody else wants to dump unwanted eggs on her until she has eight of them in total, this would be amazing
Final score: 8

[breakstoys]

Character name: Larxene
# of eggs: 1
Final score: Can you go into the negatives? Because Larxene is the worst parent EVER (it'll be lucky to live an hour) and once she realizes they're full of candy, she'll want to explode others too.

[cmdr_renegade]

Character name: Commander Jane Shepard
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0. She doesn't play your games, computer. She threw it on the ground. >BC

Character name: The Joker
# of eggs: 3
Final score: DEPENDS on how long it takes the Bat-family to snap and destroy all the cackling little freak-balls. Probalby a stone-cold: 0.

Character name: Dug
# of eggs: Only 1.
Final score: 100

Because Dug literally has nothing else on his mind besides "WHY IS IT CRYING? IS IT UPSET. I SHOULD HELP IT. I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE HERE." He will also take care of any eggs he stumbles upon. Because they are there. When they explode (due to proximity issues, no doubt) he will be very upset.

[sarcasticpelican]

Character name:479er
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 42 (I HAD TO)

[notyourutopian]

Character name: Eleanor Lamb
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 95

Eleanor has a lot of 'taking care of things' instincts that have been neglected lately. Plus they looked like little sisters so...overprotective.

Character name: Kasumi Goto
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 100

Kasumi thinks this is the silliest and yet most amusing thing ever and went around annoying everyone she met with her wonderful space ninja egg baby.

[driftlock]

Character name:Deadlock
# of eggs: 2 plz
Final score: The first one, Deadlock will shoot, because he hates Hypatia and this is obviously a trap. The second one (because Hypatia loves trolling him so she will send him another) he will try to take care of and likely fail at astonishingly. Because he has no skills whatsoever. But he is a stubborn glitch, so asking for help? NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

So, all in all, 20.

[namesnotprowl]

Character name: Barricade
# of eggs: 1
Final score: After initial terror, he manages it like a champ. 98.