HAPPY EARLY EASTER

[ascens]

You didn't Hypatia would miss an opportunity to throw up silly decorations and torment her guests, did you?

Easter Mini-Event

Starting Friday morning, each character will (at your personal discretion), awaken to find mechanical storks bringing them a very special package (or packages, if you want to play Hard Mode). Each bundle contains a large, egg-shaped drone (scaled appropriately to their recipient) with some vague, cartoonish resemblance to the "parent." They babble, coo, burp, and generally act like small children sans limbs. Your job? to care for them.

What's the point?
Hypatia will be scoring everyone with an egg on their level of parenting skill. A live scoreboard will be publicly available via the network for characters to check on their ranking. Prizes will be awarded Saturday night. Players will need to reply to this post with how well their characters do on a scale from 1-100.

What if my character is a bad parent?
If characters go more than 20 feet, or do not interact with their egg within a 20 minute span, the egg will explode in a shower of confetti. Congrats, it's full of candy and chocolate! And a note on how bad you suck at parenting. Additionally, there is no punishment for failing, or terminating your own egg, save for an automatic score of '0.' And the shame.

What do we get for participating?
On an OOC level, this event is completely opt-in. You don't need to have your characters participate. A single credit will be awarded as a base prize to every character who manages to get their egg(s) through 'alive' by Saturday night. There will also be candy.

Reply to this post with the following information to participate:
<b>Character name:</b> <b># of eggs:</b> characters can have up to 3 eggs each <b>Final score:</b> between 1 (lowest) to 100 (highest)

Comments

[fuzzyelf]

Character name: Kurt Wagner
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 90

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[dusk_and_dawn]

Character name: Balder Odinson
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 100 because Balder. He sticks with the kids even if they literally kill him, see icon.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a SUPERIOR PARENT. Your parenting abilities are so marvelous I would worry you cheated if I actually cared!"

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S BEST MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed chick toy
•1(x) work credit
•1(x) novelty hat
•1(x) bottle of bourbon

[redancestor]

Character name: The Signless
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 90

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[assguardian]

Character name: Billy Kaplan
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 83, because robot eggs are not much different from toddlers

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[lithp]

Character name: Sollux Captor
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 80 - with help from Aradia

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[knowsjulesverne]

Character name: Sam Flynn
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 79 once he figures out what it's supposed to be and what he's supposed to do with it

Character name: CT
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0 lmfao yeah it's gonna explode. Also who wants free chocolate.

SAM

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[pariahdom]

Character name: Eridan Ampora
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 87 because HAHAHA wow, this kid...

yeah.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[astrometry]

Character name: Jade Harley
# of eggs: 1
Final score:89

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[justamobster]

Character name: Ladon Ceto
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 100. Ladon is total daddy material to the max.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a SUPERIOR PARENT. Your parenting abilities are so marvelous I would worry you cheated if I actually cared!"

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S BEST MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed chick toy
•1(x) work credit
•1(x) boa constrictor
•1(x) ugly sweater

[urbaninja]

Character name: Leoben Conoy
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 45
He'd be a good parent, until he isn't.

[urbaninja]

Character name: Roxas
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0
He'll think it's dumb and not take care of it. It'll explode.

[halfheartedcurse]

Character name: Eve
# of eggs: 1
Final score: -5
Eve smashes her own egg right away because there might be goodies inside.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) bag of candy/box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[mcfussyfangs]

Character name: Kanaya Maryam
# of eggs: 3
Final score: 85
She is good to them but tends to wander around or put them in her sylladex.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[brbvirmire]

Character name: Ashley
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 80. She's good with kids and bored enough to put up with this, but not taking it very seriously.

Character name: Chellbot
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0. Chell? Interact with others that often?

[brbvirmire]

Wait, disregard that, now that the companion cube comparison's been brought up Chell pretty much has to pass this thing. She's still not great at parenting though so... 50%?

[chozobloodrites]

Character name: Samus Aran
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 95, Seriously a super-duper mom because you know THE BABY THE BABY BLAH BLAH but she had to test the limits on it first, okay.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[balancetheblood]

Character name: Toby Daye
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 1 (she dropped it out a window promptly upon receiving it...)

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) bag of candy/box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[cashflow]

Character name: Michiko Malandro
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 2. Eggs aren't as sturdy as humans when it comes to taking out your frustrations. Oops.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) bag of candy/box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[twotailmechanic]

Character name: Miles "Tails" Prower (CR AU)
# of eggs: One
Final score: 97

He's a good daddy.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[myownbestfriend]

Character name: Emma
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0. As soon as she figures out what it is, she hurls it out a window. (That's why there's candy and confetti all over the front walk, Mutanthaus.)

Character name: Flynn
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 67. As soon as he figures out the egg's not actually sentient, he hacks it to give himself a passing grade in case there are consequences, turns off the sound, then leaves it on an end table until the event ends.

EMMA

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[wolverineisajerk]

Character name: Molly Hayes
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) bag of candy
•1(x) work credit

[circuitry]

Character name: Terezi Pyrope
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 50

EDIT: I HAVE BEEN TOLD SCORES ARE CUMULATIVE? In which case still 0 for the first egg, but Terezi actually bothers to put effort into taking care of the second one.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[accidentalspark]

Character name: Katniss Everdeen
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 0. Once she figures out it explodes into food, she is going to make it explode on purpose. Or leave it alone long enough that it explodes anyway oops.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a TERRIBLE PARENT. I hope you didn't plan on breeding. In the event you have already bred, please contact station child services to forfeit any offspring you may have with you."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S SHITTIEST MOM" mug
•1(x) bag of candy/box of condoms
•1(x) work credit

[illiterage]

Character name: Fenris
# of eggs: 2
Final score: 62 -- he had the dog help. Cheater.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[revvedup]

Character name: Max Guevara
# of eggs: 1
Final score: Around an 85, she's better with kids than she thinks she is.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[acrobatical]

Character name: Violet Parr
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 67

Character name: Dick Grayson/Nightwing
# of eggs: 1
Final score: 91

(best big brother is best)

VIOLET

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a MEDIOCRE PARENT. Good job at not screwing it up too badly."

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed rabbit toy
•1(x) work credit

[punliners]

Character name: Terry McGinnis
# of eggs: 2!
Final score: 100. He's so on point for this you guys you can't even front.

[ascens]

Hello! As of Saturday night, your character will receive a drone-delivered package containing the following holomessage:

"Congratulations! You are a SUPERIOR PARENT. Your parenting abilities are so marvelous I would worry you cheated if I actually cared!"

Along with:
•1(x) "WORLD'S BEST MOM" mug
•1(x) stuffed chick toy
•1(x) work credit
•1(x) pair of pink tights
•1(x) fifth of vodka