SINGLES AUCTION SIGN-UP

[areafive]

SINGLES AUCTION SIGN-UP

Okay, in case you missed Eric's announcement, he is having a Singles Auction on February 10th. Obviously, to have an auction, there needs to be people to auction off. It's for charity, after all.

Characters don't have to volunteer themselves. Other people can sign up unwilling characters-- as long as they can find some way to get them there. Eric's not your personal army or overseer to get them to show up.

If you want to sign up a character, just fill out the form below:

<b>character name:</b> <b>age:</b> <b>brief description:</b> This is a self description (or a description by another character). Poor descriptions will be... improved by Eric or Knock Out. They won't necessarily be true. <b>skills:</b> what're they good at? A poor list will also be improved. :] <b>volunteer?</b> Y/N. If not, how are they getting to the auction and who is signing them up?

Please post the Character name in the Subject line as well.

Comments

Loki

[ex_ironhearted402]

character name: Loki Joe
age: really damn old
brief description: I'm a sad lonely alien who hasn't felt the touch of a woman in centuries. I don't understand the concept of sarcasm but I'm hoping that finding a new friend will change that. I need a women who will break through my layers of ice and reach the warm and tender Loki underneath. I'm also cool with escorts.
skills: not much, but where I lack in skill I make up with enthusiasm.
volunteer? N. it's revenge for bugging the hell out of Tony and he figures it's okay because Thor is a bro and Loki is Thor's bro.

washington (canon) aka why does anyone let york write anything.

[agentdork]

character name: Washington
age: 62 or something
brief description: Brown hair, brown eyes, I think. Wears lots of gray. Kind of sour. Likes long walks on the beach, shooting things dead, guns and girls. Not so sure on that last part.
skills: not dying? shooting things. being grumpy, crappy with women.
volunteer? York is signing him up.

[articletwelve]

he's only 32 you dick

[agentdork]

62, 32, same difference.

[articletwelve]

no it's not!!!

also how is being crappy with women a skill

[articletwelve]

on second thought don't answer that

[fuckinghubble]

character name: Alex Wilson
age: 20 something
brief description: Young, awkward college student who tells it like it is looking for the romantic ride of a lifetime. She must like art, Tchaikovsky, and her favorite food is sauerkraut. Actually, I don't know what her favorite food is, but I'm sure she's a sauerkraut kind of gal.
skills: Being awkward and doing this weird dream shit with your brain. So that must literally make her the lady of your dreams. What's really not to like?
volunteer? Nope. Raimi is just being an asshole, as usual.