SINGLES AUCTION SIGN-UP

[areafive]

SINGLES AUCTION SIGN-UP

Okay, in case you missed Eric's announcement, he is having a Singles Auction on February 10th. Obviously, to have an auction, there needs to be people to auction off. It's for charity, after all.

Characters don't have to volunteer themselves. Other people can sign up unwilling characters-- as long as they can find some way to get them there. Eric's not your personal army or overseer to get them to show up.

If you want to sign up a character, just fill out the form below:

<b>character name:</b> <b>age:</b> <b>brief description:</b> This is a self description (or a description by another character). Poor descriptions will be... improved by Eric or Knock Out. They won't necessarily be true. <b>skills:</b> what're they good at? A poor list will also be improved. :] <b>volunteer?</b> Y/N. If not, how are they getting to the auction and who is signing them up?

Please post the Character name in the Subject line as well.

Comments

[notyourchauffeur]

character name: Skyfire
age: Around nine-million.
brief description: "I'm a scientist. Cybertronian scientist. I'm told I'm very nice?"
skills: Science. Cooking.
volunteer? Y

character name: Thane Krios
age: 39
brief description: "A dark and mysterious ex-assassin who's calm, well put-together, easygoing and handsome. Extremely handsome. With a great aft butt body to boot."
skills: Meditating, looking cool, punching tables
volunteer? N, Skyfire is signing him up and making him go.

[tablepuncher]

[notyourchauffeur]

[coffinupsupes]

character name: Sookie Stackhouse
age: 27
brief description: Depends on what Eric puts. "BLOND AND BODACIOUS TELEPATH" idk idk idk
skills: readin yo mind, sleuthing, cooking, hosting, excellent throwing arm.
volunteer? NNN. Showing up at the auction out of curiosity. Eric is signing her up without her say-so because he's rad like that.

[lithp]

character name: Michael Altman
age: old fart
brief description: "I'm old and boring date me anyway because I am woeful forever about being so loveless and alone"
skills: digging shit up, getting kidnapped
volunteer? N. Sollux, and if Altman needs to be tricked into going he'll fake a message as Aradia to lure him over

[reunified]

you are so grounded

[lithp]

no he isnt hes moving in with his girlfriend!! CANT BE TAAAAAAMED

[reunified]

DOUBLE GROUNDED

[lithp]

altman this is not how you bond with your son in law!!!

Toby Daye

[notthatbuffy]

character name: Toby Daye
age: early 30s? (actually she's in her 50s, but she doesn't look it)
brief description: Toby is an intelligent woman, a gritty PI with a heart of gold! With her striking features and witty sense of humor, anyone lucky enough to win the bidding on this dame'll be in for the night of their lives!
skills: snarky humor, mystery solving, making coffee strong enough to knock you on your ass.
volunteer? N, signed up by Buffy Meissonier (please don't tell her...)

[apothanasia]

character name: Tria
age: ~35
brief description: [Tria is leaving this section blank since she has no idea how to describe herself.]
skills: Cooking and baking. Mediating. Counseling.
volunteer? Y.

Harry Dresden

[balancetheblood]

character name: Harry Dresden
age: No Longer Jailbait
brief description: Professional wilderness man Harry Dresden has become adept at living in the wilds of Sacrosanct's forests. This handsome bear has on occasion been mistaken for Sasquatch, but those ladies or gentlemen who appreciate some hair on a man's chest will be pleased with their win, should they bid on him.
skills: Communing with nature, creating all-natural deodorizers, killing and butchering his own meat, causing ladies to swoon in a 30 yard radius of his rugged good looks.
volunteer? No, going to be coerced by the woman signing him up, Toby Daye.

Re: Toby Daye

[notthatbuffy]

(oh, and she'll be there to laugh at Harry, so that's easy enough)

The Handmaid

[arisen]

character name: The Handmaid
age: ETERNAL looks like she's in her early 20's???
brief description: According to Aradia: shes misunderstood and i think pretty lonely
(dont be afraid of her even if she is kind of scary ok)
skills: killing
causing chaos
serving death
violence

loyalty
volunteer? N. Aradia will find a way to get her there.

[arisen]

SOLLUX WHY...........

[deathmaiden]

this is n0t 0kay!!!

[arisen]

aradia would also like to add that the handmaid is INCREDIBLY FOXY. like damn. she is one hot troll lady.

[deathmaiden]

well okay yes this is very true

BUT NO BAD DESCENDANT!!!

[arisen]

SHES HELPING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deathmaiden]

she will be so ticked off, have fun with her glaring at you after this for a good period of time.

[arisen]

as long as handmeido isn't trying to kill her aradia considers this a victory in the 'make your way into her cold lonely heart' war

[heygotaminute]

character name: Kasumi Goto
age: 30s
brief description:Beautiful Japanese Space Ninja. (seriously. She wrote that.)
skills: Art appreciation, acquisitions, problem solving, information gathering.
volunteer? Yup.

[notjelly]

character name: Camille
age: approx. 40
brief description: Super incredibly sexy and talented shapeshifting teabitch of awesome
skills: EVERYTHING especially baking and giving advice
volunteer? Y

[taggingcode]

character name: Lily
age: 2 (looks 15)
brief description: Decryption program! :-)
skills: codes and art ;-)
volunteer? Y. she's here for science

[notjelly]

character name: Signless
age: twenties equivalent
brief description: Overly humble adult troll with cute little horns
skills: being nice and giving advice!
volunteer? N, Camille will be luring him with the promise of cookies